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Time test. Do not ignore. Do not delete.
« on: November 26, 2013, 05:00:53 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2013, 05:04:04 PM »
February 5,  2632, Time: 12:18:10
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist."
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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2013, 06:26:00 PM »
Bzzz.

The basedate is January 1, 2323
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2013, 06:46:48 PM »
42.
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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2013, 07:36:12 PM »
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2013, 07:43:34 PM »
Stardate  89663.29  [tinfoil]
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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2013, 07:50:04 PM »
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You are both like a million zodes off.
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2013, 08:24:20 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2013, 08:27:09 PM »
17 bars of gold-pressed latinum.

I only deal in Quatloos.
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2013, 09:12:07 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2013, 09:57:05 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2013, 10:25:29 PM »
Can anybody read this yet?  I don't know exactly how far back this will go.  Whatever happens, don't let Fistful see the new year.  I can't tell you why...  they'll know and find the resistance.

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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2013, 10:31:49 PM »
It is the time required, at the standard air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow, to travel one meter backwards.
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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2013, 10:36:13 PM »
Can anybody read this yet?  I don't know exactly how far back this will go.  Whatever happens, don't let Fistful see the new year.  I can't tell you why...  they'll know and find the resistance.

I saw this message, now, when I was 42, and when I was 15. Your time displacement equipment is out of synch.

PS - How about a little help with what the stock market will do in the next month, yo?
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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2013, 11:25:56 PM »
Bzzz.

The basedate is January 1, 2323

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« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2013, 11:31:46 PM »
STARDATE(309097.0290144596)

Mine had a minus sign.
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« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2013, 08:11:58 AM »
-309097.0290144596?

Damn!  I've been writing -309097.0290144597 on my checks.

Seriously, is that the Julian date for the big bang or whatever or something?  I Gargled it and got

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This search did not return anything.
No web results for:
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It's not how old you are in days... that would make you 846 yo.  I guess that would be OK for Methuselah, though.

Hmmmm.  Anything historical happen in (2013 - 846) = 1167AD?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1167

Diameter of the universe in parsecs? (As of today. :) )

OK, tell me, so I can smite my forehead and say, "Dang, I shoulda known that!" and go to bed happy.
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« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2013, 09:13:34 AM »
It's yesterday's stardate (trekkie nerd stuff) as of his post.

I never knew how the "stardate" was derived, but basically it goes from January 1st 2323 and either counts forwards or backwards (hence his negative number to get to today).  There are 1000 stardates in our standard year.

So, throw out one perfectly good calendar that western civilization uses, replace it with one that "sounds" like it is a multispecies/multicultural one that isn't focused on the origin date of any particular religious faith, but still keep it Earth-centric since it is based on a standard Earth year.  Hide the hubris. =D

There's got to be some effective constant measurable decay or radiation pulse out in the galaxy that would make a better calendar.
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« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2013, 09:20:16 AM »


Nuff said!
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« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2013, 09:43:29 AM »
It's yesterday's stardate (trekkie nerd stuff) as of his post.

I never knew how the "stardate" was derived, but basically it goes from January 1st 2323 and either counts forwards or backwards (hence his negative number to get to today).  There are 1000 stardates in our standard year.

So, throw out one perfectly good calendar that western civilization uses, replace it with one that "sounds" like it is a multispecies/multicultural one that isn't focused on the origin date of any particular religious faith, but still keep it Earth-centric since it is based on a standard Earth year.  Hide the hubris. =D

There's got to be some effective constant measurable decay or radiation pulse out in the galaxy that would make a better calendar.

We have the galactic year. Also microfortnight, nanocentury, and the kilosecond. And lets not forget dog years.
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« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2013, 12:20:02 PM »
Well "time" is a figment of our imagination. All that really exists is the displacement of matter...
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« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2013, 12:45:01 PM »
Just a vestigal time measurement based on solar cycles.
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« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2013, 01:19:39 PM »
Just a vestigal time measurement based on solar cycles.

Decaying ones, at that.

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« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2013, 02:15:08 PM »
We have the galactic year. Also microfortnight, nanocentury, and the kilosecond. And lets not forget dog years.

Let's not be forgetting the perfectly southern measurement of "A coon's age".
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« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2013, 02:20:59 PM »
We have the galactic year. Also microfortnight, nanocentury, and the kilosecond. And lets not forget dog years.

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