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« on: July 27, 2006, 01:13:08 AM »
Well, that may as well be what it is...  

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Are you a woman going solo? Try a blow-up man

Tue Jul 25, 8:53 AM ET

He fits in a car's glove box, appears at a flick of a switch and when a woman has finished using him, she can just pull the plug and he deflates.

He's the "Buddy on Demand," a blow-up man launched on Tuesday with the aim of making solo female motorists feel less nervous about driving at night.

According to research by the inflatable friend's creator, insurer Sheilas' Wheels, 82 percent of women feel safer with someone sitting in the car beside them and nearly a half don't like driving alone in the dark.

"We're not saying that an inflatable man is the only answer but we do hope it will give women extra confidence and make journeys in the dark less fearful," said Jacky Brown, the spokeswoman for Sheilas' Wheels.


They can't really expect that thing to fool anybody, can they?  The only way it would stop an evil-doer is if he got the giggling-fits from it and fell to the ground in hilarity.

Man... those crazy Europeans; what's next?
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2006, 02:44:41 AM »
a saleman at my old company had a inflatable dood that he deployed for HOV traveling

One day it deflated in his car in the parking garage
and someone called the ploice about the passed out person in the locked vehicle
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2006, 03:01:19 AM »
Anybody else reminded of Airplane?
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2006, 06:06:33 AM »
or Men in Black II
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He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2006, 08:33:18 AM »
A large bumper sticker might also work:

I HAVE TWO COMPANIONS IN MY CAR.

SMITH AND WESSON!
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2006, 09:11:53 AM »
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or Men in Black II
Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2006, 09:48:20 AM »
the flying car had an inflatable auto pilot dood
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2006, 04:27:58 PM »
Heh, this ain't nothin' new.  Have a look here.  It's even "recommended by officials to thwart criminals."  We're not sure which officials, exactly, but it's recommended.  I'm thinking of getting one, dressing him in a cop uniform, and leaving him in my squad car so I can go fishing.
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2006, 05:32:02 PM »
The cops on the USAF base do this. They put a mannequin in the squad cars and place them at the typical radar gun locations. It sure keeps traffic in check....for about 30 min then the emails start circulating and it's back to business.

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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2006, 12:51:56 AM »
Wouldn't a trunk monkey work just as well?
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2006, 03:47:16 AM »
lol Thanks for the laugh. As for feeling safer... I feel much safer with a Sig at my side versus a blow up doll.
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2006, 05:08:58 AM »
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Wouldn't a trunk monkey work just as well?
It would work infinitely better.  Remember the auto theft clip?

The T. Monkey would allow the 'jacker to assume a false sense of security, then bash him on the head with the tire iron and dump his ass off the nearest bridge.

Awesome!

I would so buy a Trunk Monkey if they were available.

Cheesy

Oh yeah... man, just think of the possibilities.  I'd turn my Trunk Monkey loose on Congress, and those idiots of the Westboro Baptist Church.  That'd be cool!
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2006, 09:12:35 AM »
LOL...I LOVE it when a joke comes together!  Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2006, 09:40:22 AM »
Spin180, I hate you!  Not only have you put nasty, sinful, happy thoughts into my mind as to what might happen when Fred Phelps meets the Trunk Monkey - you've got me working on upgrades to more suitably chastise him!

How about the Trunk Gorilla? Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2006, 10:10:19 AM »
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How about the Trunk Gorilla?
Trunk Gorilla rides wherever it wants too. Smiley
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« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2006, 04:24:00 PM »
Since we're on the topic of the Phelps clan now, have y'all seen this?

Phelps Jr.



Them militant bitches is skeery...

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« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2006, 07:28:09 PM »
Priceless!
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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2006, 07:29:46 PM »
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a saleman at my old company had a inflatable dood that he deployed for HOV traveling

One day it deflated in his car in the parking garage
and someone called the ploice about the passed out person in the locked vehicle
I recall a story out of Southern Kalifonia a few years ago.  A guy is driving in the carpool lanes, with a blond woman in the passenger seat, a CHP motor not too far behind.  The woman slowly leans over and lands face first in his lap.  He pushes her back in the seat and the slow lean over starts again.  This time he pushes her roughly upright.  You guessed it, the slow collapse begins a third time.  Now the driver grabs the woman by the neck and slams her head against the window forcing her to lean away from him.

At this point the CHP officer lights up and stops the driver for assaulting the intoxicated passenger.  Imagine everyones surprise to find an inflatable woman in the passenger seat with a slow leak in the neck.  I vaguely recall its a three hundred dollar ticket to be alone in a diamond lane.  
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