Wouldn't a trunk monkey work just as well?
It would work infinitely better. Remember the auto theft clip?
The T. Monkey would allow the 'jacker to assume a false sense of security, then bash him on the head with the tire iron and dump his ass off the nearest bridge.
Awesome!
I would
so buy a Trunk Monkey if they were available.
Oh yeah... man, just think of the possibilities. I'd turn my Trunk Monkey loose on Congress, and those idiots of the Westboro Baptist Church. That'd be cool!