This is outrageous.
Now don't get me wrong. I stand four-square in defense of the second amendment right to bear arms for Really Important Purposes. You know, like shooting animals as a leisure activity. Or making holes appear in distant sheets of paper. Or for collecting, which is also obviously Very Important. But now we're going to allow the little people to have guns on the streets, just so they can not die, or not be raped?! Are they even serious about this?! Don't they know that's only for important people, like politicians?! How many sentences must I conclude with an interrobang to get my point across?!