My wife is trying to kill me

[mtnbkr]

She found a recipe for peanut butter and jelly french toast.  You take a PB&J sandwich, coat it in the typical french toast egg mixture, and pan fry. 

It's sooooo good.

I need bypass surgery now.

Chris

[Bogie]

Did you put thinly sliced pieces of bananna in it?
 

[K Frame]

Banana is healthy!

How dare you!

Mrs. Mtnbkr called me, all satisfied with herself over the damage she was doing to her husband.

Of course, I was in the middle of making homemade mayonaise...

[cosine]

I don't really like French toast, nor am I especially fond of PB&J. However, in this case two negatives may make a positive. I think I may have to try PB&J French toast. Sounds interesting. Mtnbkr, would you be willing to post the recipe? Thanks.

[mtnbkr]

Did you put thinly sliced pieces of bananna in it?

<sigh>now you're trying to kill me.  Do you know how many MILES I'm going to have to ride to work all this off?  Huh?

Mtnbkr, would you be willing to post the recipe? Thanks.

I did post it.  It's a PB&J sammich dipped in whatever you use to make french toast (we use an egg or two beat with a bit of vanilla).  Fry the sloppy mess in butter for 3min on each side.  Eat plain or with maple syrup if you really hate yourself.

Chris

[charby]

What, no Orange Juice in the eggs?

[cosine]

Mtnbkr, would you be willing to post the recipe? Thanks.

I did post it.  It's a PB&J sammich dipped in whatever you use to make french toast (we use an egg or two beat with a bit of vanilla).  Fry the sloppy mess in butter for 3min on each side.  Eat plain or with maple syrup if you really hate yourself.

Chris

I see. Nothing fancy, just combine your ordinary recipes for those two foods. Thanks.

What, no Orange Juice in the eggs?

Is this another culinary delight I should try?

[doczinn]

Is this another culinary delight I should try?

YES!

I've also used almond extract instead of vanilla; very tasty.

[charby]

Mtnbkr, would you be willing to post the recipe? Thanks.

I did post it.  It's a PB&J sammich dipped in whatever you use to make french toast (we use an egg or two beat with a bit of vanilla).  Fry the sloppy mess in butter for 3min on each side.  Eat plain or with maple syrup if you really hate yourself.

Chris

I see. Nothing fancy, just combine your ordinary recipes for those two foods. Thanks.

What, no Orange Juice in the eggs?

Is this another culinary delight I should try?

I make my french toast eggs:  6 eggs, 3 tablespoons of cream, 3 tablespoons of OJ, about 1/2 teaspoon of cinnimon. I like to make mine with french bread.

-C

[mtnbkr]

What, no Orange Juice in the eggs?

First time I've heard of that.

Why do you hate me?

Chris

[doczinn]

Try nutmeg, too. Yum.

[mountainclmbr]

Chris,

Follow these instructions exactly! Cancel your life insurance. Have your mouth surgically sewn shut.

If you can't eat you will die, but not so quickly as a heart attack tomorrow. Secondly, if there is no life insurance, no one will be happy you are gone. Make them miserable while you are here. After you are gone you have lost your chance. My dog seems to be telling me to say this through whimpers and eye movements! Wait, maybe she just needs to go outside!

[spooney]

My favorite way to make French toast is with Banana bread. Spread Peanut butter and cover in maple syrup when done cooking. Get fat.

[charby]

What, no Orange Juice in the eggs?

First time I've heard of that.

Why do you hate me?

Chris

huh?

[mtnbkr]

huh?

Sorry, was just kidding about the whole "bad food is bad for me therefore you must want me to be unhealthy" thing.

Chris

[Headless Thompson Gunner]

Peanut butter and jelly sammiches cooked up like a grilled cheese sammich (make the PB&J, then butter the bread and cook in a skillet) is darned tasty.  Never thought to dip the thing in egg first, though.  Truthfully, the French toast PB&J doesn't sound as good.

[RocketMan]

Am I in your will?  Can I have your radio stuff and guns when your wife finally succeeds in finishing you off?  

[Strings]

>now you're trying to kill me.  Do you know how many MILES I'm going to have to ride to work all this off?  Huh?<

Chris: won't Mike have to babysit while you're riding all those miles?

[HForrest]

I guess if I get diabeetus, I can always be like my idol Wilford Brimley and do commercials for diabeetus testin' supplies.

/was just thinking about Wilford Brimley for some reason
/wanted to fit it in somehow
/totally unrelated

[mtnbkr]

Am I in your will?  Can I have your radio stuff and guns when your wife finally succeeds in finishing you off?   

The guns go to Abby.  How else is she going to continue to ramp up the suffering...  The radio gear is all yours. 

Chris: won't Mike have to babysit while you're riding all those miles?

Yes, but he's already threatened to use it as an opportunity to raid my collection.

was just thinking about Wilford Brimley for some reason

You my friend are weirder than me.  That takes some doing.

Speaking of Wilford...

My friend's mom went to see some movie where he played a bad guy.  During the course of the movie, he gets slapped around a bit.  She took great pleasure in seeing this.  That was funny to hear coming from an otherwise gentle, sweet lady.

Chris

[280plus]

Sounds mighty good and artery clogging chris, can't wait to try it. If you use "Smart Balance" PB maybe it'll be healthy then.   

Just my addition to the recipe folder. I'll put a little maple syrup and vanilla in my french toast batter, same for pancakes. I learnd the syrup thong working in resturants and the vanilla thing comes from granny. She claims it;s "Italian style".

[Jamisjockey]

Actually I told her that I needed some catchup time, so she's puttin' a few extra pounds on ya.

[K Frame]

>now you're trying to kill me.  Do you know how many MILES I'm going to have to ride to work all this off?  Huh?<

Chris: won't Mike have to babysit while you're riding all those miles?

I baby sat once.

Mtnbkr couldn't get away from work and Mtnwife needed an Xray on her foot. They wouldn't let her take Mtnmiggit anywhere near the Xray room, so I buzzed over to the facility and stayed with Abby.

All I can say is thank God we were at a medical facility with trauma teams...

Actually, Abby was just perfectly wonderful. The only problem was when Michele went into the Xray room. Abby INSISTED on joining her, but listened to me when I told her no, even though she wasn't happy about it.

[K Frame]

Chris: won't Mike have to babysit while you're riding all those miles?


Yes, but he's already threatened to use it as an opportunity to raid my collection.

You call THAT a collection?

Yeah, right...

See, the problem is, Chris, you don't have anything that I want. I just snicker derisively and walk away...

[El Tejon]

Don't ALL women want us dead?