Am I in your will? Can I have your radio stuff and guns when your wife finally succeeds in finishing you off?
The guns go to Abby. How else is she going to continue to ramp up the suffering... The radio gear is all yours.
Chris: won't Mike have to babysit while you're riding all those miles?
Yes, but he's already threatened to use it as an opportunity to raid my collection.
was just thinking about Wilford Brimley for some reason
You my friend are weirder than me. That takes some doing.
Speaking of Wilford...
My friend's mom went to see some movie where he played a bad guy. During the course of the movie, he gets slapped around a bit. She took great pleasure in seeing this. That was funny to hear coming from an otherwise gentle, sweet lady.
Chris