R.I.P. Scout26
I gotta look into that. The boiling oil setup I have is old school and not nearly efficient as napalm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flame_fougasse
I didn't figure you for a retro-hipster type.
And all I have is a trapdoor and spike pit . . .
Never underestimate trap doors and spike pits, especially if made by small men in black pajamas.