Penis Tattoos: A Bad Idea

[roo_ster]

Who knew?

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/09/penis-tattoo-leads-to-permanent-erection/#.TwuUfheb8Vo.facebook

A 21-year-old Iranian man has a permanent semi-erection after having “borow be salaamat” (good luck with your journeys) and the letter “M” (his girlfriend’s initial) tattooed on his penis.

The man, whose name is unknown, was diagnosed with nonischemic priapism — a condition resulting from the inability of blood to exit the penis. His case was detailed in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

I am sure there will be no puns made at the man's expense.

[makattak]

I am sure there will be no puns made at the man's expense.

I don't know, it's going to be kinda hard to resist.

[Harold Tuttle]

i won't touch that with a 10 inch pole

[Ron]

What's up with that? Kind of hard to understand.

[Monkeyleg]

“borow be salaamat”

It would make more sense if it read, "borrow my salami".

[wmenorr67]

That is an odd placement for that saying.  To whom or what is it directed?

[Tallpine]

Welcome Aboard!

 

[Harold Tuttle]

i haz found a pictar of the painted willy

Introduction.  To our knowledge, here we report the first case of nonischemic priapism following penile tattooing.

Aim.  To report the first case of nonischemic priapism following penile tattooing.

Methods.  A case with tattooing-induced priapism is presented including subjective reporting, physical examination, and laboratory/radiologic evaluations.

Results.  A 21-year-old man, presented with partially rigid penis of 3-month duration. On examination, the penis was half rigid, with a tattoo on its dorsal surface, and a smaller tattoo on the glans (Figure 1). The patient initially stated that the tattoo had been created years ago, but later admitted that he had it created just before the occurrence of priapism. A traditional tattooist created the tattoo manually, using a handheld needle. Bleeding from deep penile tissue for several days complicated the tattooing.

[CNYCacher]

A traditional tattooist created the tattoo manually, using a handheld needle. Bleeding from deep penile tissue for several days complicated the tattooing.

If I ever want to get my junk stabbed I'll know to go to a professional tattoo artists who uses modern equipment.

[Gowen]

Brings whole new meaning to pee straight up!

[Viking]

If I ever want to get my junk stabbed I'll know to go to a professional tattoo artists who uses modern equipment.

This. He should probably be happy it didn't fall off!

[Jamie B]

Snark, snark, snark! Being civil and controlled, I will not rise to the occasion.

[MechAg94]

So he cared about his girl so much he go a stranger to stab him repeatedly with a needle in the penis?  I am missing something here.

[AJ Dual]

He should have gotten a number written on it instead. And then told women it was a Swiss bank account number, that was only readable if they could get it to stretch out...

[Harold Tuttle]

Well it was written in persian

[Fly320s]

Welcome to Jamaican, mon. Have a nice day!

[Brad Johnson]

Please don't give the folks at the Discovery Channel any ideas.  I can just see the new show title now... "Erection Ink".

Brad

[Jamie B]

Reminds me of an old joke:

Two prostitutes are talking shop.
Prostitute 1 is telling stories about her fantastic regular customer, Shorty.
Prostitute 2 laughs about how a man with Shorty tattooed on his penis can be a decent lover.
Prostitute 1 tells her that is read Shorty when soft, and but read Shorty's Bar and Cafe, Chattanooga, Tennessee when erect.

[AJ Dual]

Reminds me of an old joke:

Two prostitutes are talking shop.
Prostitute 1 is telling stories about her fantastic regular customer, Shorty.
Prostitute 2 laughs about how a man with Shorty tattooed on his penis can be a decent lover.
Prostitute 1 tells her that is read Shorty when soft, and but read Shorty's Bar and Cafe, Chattanooga, Tennessee when erect.

At least it wasn't the one about the poor hooker who had to work the leper colony, and always had customers leaving her tips.

[Devonai]

Welcome to Jamaican, mon. Have a nice day!

 

Tell the whole thing!

[Waitone]

And the problem with a Sharpie is, what?

[280plus]

Reminds me of an old joke:

Two prostitutes are talking shop.
Prostitute 1 is telling stories about her fantastic regular customer, Shorty.
Prostitute 2 laughs about how a man with Shorty tattooed on his penis can be a decent lover.
Prostitute 1 tells her that is read Shorty when soft, and but read Shorty's Bar and Cafe, Chattanooga, Tennessee when erect.

[RoadKingLarry]

I knew an old IC Chief that had "YOUR NAME" tattooed on his member. Yes, I saw it once.

[BlueStarLizzard]

I don't know why I am stunned an amazed that a male might tatoo that...

I guess it just doesn't make sense.

I always just kind of thought that men wanted women to do stuff to it, not sit there and look at it.
 

[AJ Dual]

I don't know why I am stunned an amazed that a male might tatoo that...

I guess it just doesn't make sense.

I always just kind of thought that men wanted women to do stuff to it, not sit there and look at it.
 

Part of it might be the portion of the social contract that states if you're able to whip it out in her presence with her permission, the rest is pretty much a done deal.