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The Roundtable / Re: Mess With the Bull, Get the Horns
« Last post by HankB on Today at 11:06:11 PM »
Ag Department inspector shows up at a farmer's place and told him he's going to "inspect" the fields.

Farmer asks if he has a warrant, so the Ag Department inspector pulls out a badge and says "You're producing FOODSTUFFS, so this BADGE is all the authorization I need!"

Farmer says "OK, just stay away from the cattle in the back 40 and their bull."

Ag inspector's eyes light up. "Why that's EXACTLY where I'm doing my inspection!"

Couple of minutes later the farmer hears screams coming from the back 40, where the Ag inspector is being chased by the bull - who's obviously going to catch the Ag inspector before he can reach & hop over the fence. "HELP! HELP!" screams the Ag inspector. "THAT BULL IS GOING TO KILL ME!"

Farmer yells "YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
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The Roundtable / Re: Gas stoves
« Last post by MechAg94 on Today at 11:05:39 PM »
Mine is Frigidaire.  Refrigerator also.  Both are several years old and have done good service.
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The Roundtable / Re: Mess With the Bull, Get the Horns
« Last post by Perd Hapley on Today at 10:39:54 PM »
Wow, she walked away from that. And with an education.
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The Roundtable / Re: Gas stoves
« Last post by Northwoods on Today at 09:28:04 PM »
If I had more time and was better organized there's a chance I have the hose you need ... somewhere.
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The Roundtable / Re: Gas stoves
« Last post by dogmush on Today at 09:10:41 PM »
Can't help with the stove, FL is not big on gas.

On the hoses: They are hard to get for indoor appliances in the big box (idoit frequented) stores because of liability.  If Cletus blows up his trailer, cousin Darla is going to sue Home Depot that sold him the gas l8ne. I've had issues finding lines like that for Army equipment  because Noone wants to risk it. If you have a commercial restaurant supply house, or a business that makes (like still cuts hoses and crimps fittings on site) in your town, they can get you what you need without needing extra fittings and connections.
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The Roundtable / Re: Gas stoves
« Last post by zxcvbob on Today at 08:48:43 PM »
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Politics / Re: Maybe we should just start a The World Has Gone Mad thread
« Last post by WLJ on Today at 08:43:30 PM »
Not from the Babylon Bee

Okay which one of you asked for this?

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    NBCUniversal's Peacock is launching a new series about gay and transgender animals pic.twitter.com/cNh5SxGU6c
    — Breaking911 (@Breaking911) May 16, 2024

They should have Alex Jones narrate the gay frogs episode

Comcast Would Like to Remind You That Mother Nature Is Gender Fluid
https://twitchy.com/gordon-k/2024/05/16/comcast-would-like-to-remind-you-that-mother-nature-is-gender-fluid-n2396315
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The Roundtable / Re: Mess With the Bull, Get the Horns
« Last post by WLJ on Today at 08:27:46 PM »
Guess the movie

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    Harry Monroe: I'm a clown, see? I shoot the firecrackers and the soda water. There's a little car that pulls up and there's supposed to be like 10 midgets in it. They all get out...
    Blade: That ain't no rodeo clown! A rodeo clown is the most *dangerous* job in the world! He's the one that gets *closest* to the bull. He gets the *best* of the bull! *Hook* to the left! *Hook* to the side! If the bull rider is in *danger*, he's gotta protect him! Even if it means gettin' his *ribs* pulled out and bein' freight-trained.
    Harry Monroe: Freight-trained!
    Blade: That's right. Run over, just like a freight train, only with a *bull*, it's worse! Cause a freight train don't back up and finish the job. Later on I'll show you the proper way to lie on the stretcher when they come to pick you up.
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The Roundtable / Re: Mess With the Bull, Get the Horns
« Last post by Kingcreek on Today at 08:23:43 PM »
Teehee.
As a post graduate student I did a clinical rotation in X-ray at a small rural hospital in Iowa.
Nothing happened first 2 nights and I was worried that I would have nothing to get evaluated on.
County coroner called and said be ready. Brought in a body bag on a gurney. Said “I need X-rays”.
Stupid me. I had studied all the positions and set up etc. I said how? He said doesn’t matter. Head, thorax, whatever. Just give me some views.
When we started getting the wet films out of the processor (pre digital) they were a mash of a farmer that was killed by his bull.
I had worked around cattle but that gave me a new appreciation for what they can do.
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