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The Roundtable / Re: Mess With the Bull, Get the Horns
« Last post by HankB on Today at 11:06:11 PM »Ag Department inspector shows up at a farmer's place and told him he's going to "inspect" the fields.
Farmer asks if he has a warrant, so the Ag Department inspector pulls out a badge and says "You're producing FOODSTUFFS, so this BADGE is all the authorization I need!"
Farmer says "OK, just stay away from the cattle in the back 40 and their bull."
Ag inspector's eyes light up. "Why that's EXACTLY where I'm doing my inspection!"
Couple of minutes later the farmer hears screams coming from the back 40, where the Ag inspector is being chased by the bull - who's obviously going to catch the Ag inspector before he can reach & hop over the fence. "HELP! HELP!" screams the Ag inspector. "THAT BULL IS GOING TO KILL ME!"
Farmer yells "YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
Farmer asks if he has a warrant, so the Ag Department inspector pulls out a badge and says "You're producing FOODSTUFFS, so this BADGE is all the authorization I need!"
Farmer says "OK, just stay away from the cattle in the back 40 and their bull."
Ag inspector's eyes light up. "Why that's EXACTLY where I'm doing my inspection!"
Couple of minutes later the farmer hears screams coming from the back 40, where the Ag inspector is being chased by the bull - who's obviously going to catch the Ag inspector before he can reach & hop over the fence. "HELP! HELP!" screams the Ag inspector. "THAT BULL IS GOING TO KILL ME!"
Farmer yells "YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"