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MechAg94

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SUSPECT: BEST REGARDS
« on: May 04, 2011, 08:21:44 AM »
I was happy to find this morning that I was blessed with a great opportunity as you can see from the email below.  I was happy to see this wasn't from Nigeria.  I am not fool.  I know about those scammers in Nigeria.  I was happy to see this guy was based in Monrovia so I think he is legitimate.  This was sent to undisclosed recipients so I realize I may need to take advantage of this offer before others get in on it first.
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1441 Sansom St
Philadelphia, PA 19102
Pennsylvania Liberia
EMAIL samego111@o2.pl
 
Dear Friend,

REF:FIFTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS, ($50,MILLION.) FOR INVESTMENT.
 
I am an Attorney Sam Ego based in Monrovia here the capital of Liberia.This fund belongs to one of my clients, an ex-President of my Country Mr.Charles Taylor. He asked me to get a reliable some One to help him invest this fund over there in your Country,
 
These said funds investment amount $50musd is been assigned by Mr.President Charles Taylor for investment allocation we have a lot of money to invest wisely under your care.10% of the total sum has been assigned as per your share.I Shall visit you with the wife of the president to your country for the investment. once the funds hits into your account for the onward investment. Kindly get back to me with the following information s of yours to enable me start the processing.
 
1. Your Full name & Age:-----
Contact Address:---------
Contact Telephone:--------------------
Occupation & Position:--------
 
Above all, I wish to assure you that the funds in question is not an act of Terrorist Funding, neither Money Laundering nor Drug-funding. Thus, the transfer will follow the normal protocol of funds transfer, backed up with its papers so that you will not encounter any difficulties/problem with your Federal Monetary Control authorities. I await your urgent response.
 
Thanks and God bless
Regards
Barrister SAM EGO
samego111@o2.pl

Note the thread title was the email subject header.
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Re: SUSPECT: BEST REGARDS
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 10:20:52 AM »
Remember the old days when you just had to worry about the Nigerian scammers.  Now you have to worry about Monrovia scammers, what has happened to this world.   :lol:
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Re: SUSPECT: BEST REGARDS
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 10:23:41 AM »
The question is, does this crap even work anymore? Are there still people that dumb out there? In other words, is it really worth their time to write those up and send them out these days?
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 10:59:51 AM »
The question is, does this crap even work anymore? Are there still people that dumb out there? In other words, is it really worth their time to write those up and send them out these days?

280plus, I would say yes. 
1) There is a lack of common sense in our country.
2) Everybody wants to "get rich quick" without putting any effort into it.
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Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.

Bacon and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
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Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.

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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 11:53:11 AM »
3. Stupid hurts, and it should?

Avoid cliches like the plague!

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Re: SUSPECT: BEST REGARDS
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 01:28:49 PM »
I've been averaging about 6 to 8 of those a day in my spam bin on one of my e-mail sites.  I got a letter a couple weeks ago from a company I do biz with saying they were hacked and I could expect spam and that no sensitive info was gotten.

I just mass delete 'em.
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Re: SUSPECT: BEST REGARDS
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 02:01:20 PM »
3. Stupid hurts, and it should?



Yep.  Forgot that one.
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Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.

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Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.

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Re: SUSPECT: BEST REGARDS
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 03:44:07 PM »
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Above all, I wish to assure you that the funds in question is not an act of Terrorist Funding, neither Money Laundering nor Drug-funding.


Covered all the bases except Fraud.

I get a certain amount of fun looking at some of that spam.  Got one from Eric Holder the other day.
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: SUSPECT: BEST REGARDS
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 04:23:42 PM »
Liberian spam.  I do like the name "Sam Ego".  I thought Charles Taylor was killed in last or the one before coup de' etat ?

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Re: SUSPECT: BEST REGARDS
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2011, 08:12:16 PM »
Apropos:

Found this Horoscope recently in The Onion:

Aquarius: "You'll be devastated by the news that you could have stopped a major tragedy in Nigeria if you had only answered their pleading e-mails in time."


(April 28-May 4 issue, page 14)

Fortunately, I'm not an Aquarian, so I guess the Nigerians are on their own.
« Last Edit: May 04, 2011, 08:15:31 PM by 230RN »
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.