Apropos:
Found this Horoscope recently in The Onion:
Aquarius: "You'll be devastated by the news that you could have stopped a major tragedy in Nigeria if you had only answered their pleading e-mails in time."
(April 28-May 4 issue, page 14)
Fortunately, I'm not an Aquarian, so I guess the Nigerians are on their own.