"You will need some leeks, tarragon, truffles and wine if you want some of that stuff. Might as well put some truffles in it while you are at it, after all you went to the trouble of getting Fleur de sel. Top it with a bit of creme fraiche and caviar and call it good, or French Cornbread, which ever strikes your fancy."
I know you're douching out as a counter to my being a *expletive deleted*che, but you know, you might be on to something there...
Drop the caviar (that's Russian, nudnik), but the rest of the stuff? You might actually be on to something...