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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2011, 12:47:02 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on September 08, 2011, 10:46:03 PM
Mrs. Dual was driving the brood home from school yesterday, and asked each one what she learned. Alice, one of the younger twins, exclaimed "Tall people have long penises, and short people have little penises."

Mrs. Dual had to correct her,

AJ, you're tall aren't you?   =D
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2011, 01:38:07 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on September 09, 2011, 12:47:02 PM
AJ, you're tall aren't you?   =D

6' even, fortunately.

My girls have been experts at picking the bathroom door locks with butter knives purloined from the kitchen since they could walk, makes showering and just simply trying to pinch off a loaf in peace... interesting to say the least.

Dad?  =D

What?  ;/

I know why you're wearing that towel around your waist!  =D

Why?  ;/

So I can't see your PEE-NIS!  =D

Me:  ;/
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2011, 01:53:08 PM »
And how old are you your girls AJ?
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2011, 03:09:43 PM »
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2011, 05:20:27 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on September 09, 2011, 01:53:08 PM
And how old are you your girls AJ?

Two of them are six, two of them are seven.

 
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2011, 05:33:16 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on September 09, 2011, 05:20:27 PM
Two of them are six, two of them are seven.

 

 :O  And I though I had double trouble.  You have double double trouble!
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2011, 07:25:10 PM »
Quote from: makattak on September 09, 2011, 10:18:10 AM
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?


He paints his toenails red!!!

That doesn't work.

Well, have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

No.

Well, there ya go then!
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2011, 07:26:19 PM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on September 09, 2011, 07:25:10 PM
That doesn't work.

Well, have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

No.

Well, there ya go then!

That just means the elephant is very well hidden.
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2011, 07:33:06 PM »
Quote from: bedlamite on September 09, 2011, 07:26:19 PM
That just means the elephant is very well hidden.

Hmm.....good point.  Lure it out with peanut butter!  Can makes peanut butter n cherry sammiches.
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2011, 01:54:53 AM »
That actually sounds tasty right now...
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2011, 05:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on September 09, 2011, 07:33:06 PM
Hmm.....good point.  Lure it out with peanut butter!  Can makes peanut butter n cherry sammiches.

You offering to make sammiches?
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2011, 05:10:33 PM »
Never had PB&C before, sounds good.
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2011, 06:02:47 PM »
Quote from: Stetson on September 10, 2011, 05:06:26 PM
You offering to make sammiches?

You is offering to make sammiches?  Sounds good to me.  :)
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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2011, 09:33:04 PM »
Where's the best place for an elephant to hide?

Under a pool table.

Ever seen an elephant under a pool table?

He hides pretty good there then, doesn't he!!!


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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2011, 10:10:39 PM »
Quote from: bedlamite on September 09, 2011, 03:09:43 PM

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Re: Little Kid Humor
« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2011, 10:22:39 PM »
From the honorary niece when she was about 8:

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are expensive, as much as ten dollars a pound.

Deer nuts are under a buck. 
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