Where's the best place for an elephant to hide?
Under a pool table.
Ever seen an elephant under a pool table?
He hides pretty good there then, doesn't he!!!
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A woman took her husband to the doctor and said "Doctor, Doctor- something is wrong with my husband- he's laying eggs!"
"How long has he been doing this?"
"Two weeks" she replied.
"Why did you wait so long to bring him in?"
"I needed the eggs"