Author Topic: Beating Desertdog to the punch.  (Read 887 times)

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Beating Desertdog to the punch.
« on: March 30, 2007, 04:06:14 PM »
Sorry, D-dog, I know you would have loved to post this gem yourself. 

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Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2007, 04:10:13 PM »
"...other planets and dome cities..."? 

I'm in, but who will protect us from the Thetans?
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Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2007, 04:15:51 PM »
Good work on the linkage Fist!
Won't you have to pay DD royalties or something?
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
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Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2007, 04:16:21 PM »
Carebear, that part's easy.  Now if you'll just take this quick 200-question survey and pay us five thousand dollars, we'll help you deal with your Thetans.


A friend of mine actually stopped in to a Scientology center and took one of their test or surveys.  I was stuck there for at least an hour, waiting.  Man, I should have gotten some better friends back then. 


Just kiddin, OG. 



Thanks, Sarge.  I had to use your little tutorial from yesterday to get it right. 
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Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2007, 04:41:47 PM »
Thanks, Sarge.  I had to use your little tutorial from yesterday to get it right.
Con mucho gusto.

That page was so wide I had to scroll all the way into the living room to read it.
Now I think I'm gonna scroll into the bathroom.
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious.  -French G

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Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2007, 09:14:08 PM »
There really is no need to read the article; the title sums it up nicely.
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Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2007, 02:24:15 AM »
There's punch?
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Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2007, 10:22:46 AM »
I was just thinking, by concentrating us inveterate punsters and smartacres in one forum, the rest of the internet is significantly more groan-free.

Oleg (who has to occasionally read this stuff I assume) jumped on that bad comedy grenade for the sake of everyone else.

Man deserves some kind of medal, though I'm not sure what it'd be called.  grin
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Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2007, 04:12:27 PM »
How about The Punful Hurt?  For his suffering in the line of doody.

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Re: Beating Desertdog to the punch.
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2007, 05:25:34 PM »
So what makes the punch so special.  Did someone spike it with something good?  I guess if Kelly Preston is standing over there.....
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