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Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
« on: July 29, 2008, 11:15:05 AM »
If  you click the following link, you place your keyboard in great peril if you are so cavalier to do so whilst imbibing.

http://www.johnderbyshire.com/Miscellaneous/Engrish/page.html
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Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2008, 11:20:51 AM »
Engrish has always been a great way to waste a whole day laughing out loud...
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Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2008, 11:30:46 AM »
My favorite is "testes to make your heart tinkle"

Pure, solid gold.  grin
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Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2008, 11:56:59 AM »
Turd Baby.  A Domo-kun for the 21st century.
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Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2008, 12:06:17 PM »
Quote from: Manedwolf on July 29, 2008, 10:20:51 AM
Engrish has always been a great way to waste a whole day laughing out loud...

Engrish.com is one of the few websites I have bookmarked.
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Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2008, 06:07:49 PM »
funny stuff... fail blog is one of my favorites http://failblog.org/
some examples:





ok and fess up fistful  this IS you isn't it? 
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Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2008, 06:59:58 PM »
Just found Failblog thanks to you, hardest part is reading it silently while my wife is asleep. The comments on the Dora toy were priceless yet unlinkable to a fine family site such as this.

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