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roo_ster
Kakistocracy--It's What's For Dinner.
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Hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats
Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
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July 29, 2008, 11:15:05 AM »
If you click the following link, you place your keyboard in great peril if you are so cavalier to do so whilst imbibing.
http://www.johnderbyshire.com/Miscellaneous/Engrish/page.html
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roo_ster
“Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.”
----G.K. Chesterton
Manedwolf
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Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
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July 29, 2008, 11:20:51 AM »
Engrish has always been a great way to waste a whole day laughing out loud...
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Racehorse
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Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
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July 29, 2008, 11:30:46 AM »
My favorite is "testes to make your heart tinkle"
Pure, solid gold.
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xavier fremboe
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All-American Meanie
Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
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July 29, 2008, 11:56:59 AM »
Turd Baby. A Domo-kun for the 21st century.
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If the bandersnatch seems even mildly frumious, best to shun it. Really.
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Scout26
I'm a leaf on the wind.
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I spent a week in that town one night....
Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
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July 29, 2008, 12:06:17 PM »
Quote from: Manedwolf on July 29, 2008, 10:20:51 AM
Engrish has always been a great way to waste a whole day laughing out loud...
Engrish.com is one of the few websites I have bookmarked.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.
Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
InfidelSerf
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Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
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July 29, 2008, 06:07:49 PM »
funny stuff... fail blog is one of my favorites
http://failblog.org/
some examples:
ok and fess up fistful this IS you isn't it?
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The hour is fast approaching,on which the Honor&Success of this army,and the safety of our bleeding Country depend.Remember~Soldiers,that you are Freemen,fighting for the blessings of Liberty-that slavery will be your portion,and that of your posterity,if you do not acquit yourselves like men.GW8/76
French G.
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ohhh sparkles!
Re: Keyboard Safety Alert: engrish.com
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July 29, 2008, 06:59:58 PM »
Just found Failblog thanks to you, hardest part is reading it silently while my wife is asleep. The comments on the Dora toy were priceless yet unlinkable to a fine family site such as this.
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AKA Navy Joe
I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.
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