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« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2005, 10:40:55 AM »
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I havent bathed in 45 years, whats a shower
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« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2005, 12:13:47 PM »
I can't believe I'm participating in this post...T-Gel shampoo, then wash with Lever 2000.  And, I don't forget the number one rule of showering: wash face first, butt last. Wink
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« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2005, 05:20:46 PM »
Baby wipes.

Lots of 'em.

(Friggin' sand gets everywhere!)

Wonder how fast I can empty the water heater once I get back home?
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« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2005, 05:45:50 PM »
Turn on hot water faucet.

Stick fingers under faucet until water is hot.

Turn on cold water faucet.

Stick fingers under faucet and adjust cold water until warm.

Flip lever which redirects water from faucet to shower, quickly jump back to get out of the way of the water coming out of the shower because it is very cold. I usually make it, but not always.

Then I turn around, back into the water flow and tilt my head back until my hair is wet.

Then I turn around and rinse my face.

Then I wash my hair with T-Gel (dandruff) and rinse thouroughly.

Then I was my face with Coast soap and rinse.

Then I was the rest of my body, from the top down with a body wash (I ferget the brand, some kind of organic herbal stuff) and rinse.

Then I turn off the water and flip the lever that diverts the water from the shower to the faucet.

Then I open the curtain, grab a towel and proceed to dry myself from the top down starting with my hair.

That's about it.
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« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2005, 05:56:09 PM »
In answer to the original question, alone, usually.
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« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2005, 07:53:19 AM »
I can't believe nobody else mentioned it!

Hoppe's No. 9.

It gets you squeaky clean!
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« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2005, 10:00:29 AM »
I'm too bleary-eyed in the morning to do anything in an organized fashion.
Shampoo, soaping down, and shaving happen in random order every shower.
Hell, I'm lucky when I don't drown in the darn thing some mornings.

Some mornings when I'm really cranky, I just pound the whiskers back in and bite them off on the inside.
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« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2005, 11:04:53 AM »
Me, I just grab whatever is closest, shampoo or soap and go from there. So I have no hard set of rules

Schnieke's, I don't know what scares me more. That everybody actually knows the procedure to how they bathe. Or that so many people have participated in this thread...


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P.S. One big pet peeve I have is showering before jumping in a hottub, can't go in without rinsing off first. Oh man, I can't believe I am telling people this on a public board. Excuse me while I go rinse off now....good grief what's next boxers or briefs? Cheesy
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« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2005, 07:18:31 AM »
Since taking a shower is totally untactical (naked, no guns), I don't see how anyone with any sense does this.

Unless you get someone to hunker down outside the bathroom to provide security. . .
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« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2005, 09:23:26 AM »
Quote from: Fudgieghost
Since taking a shower is totally untactical (naked, no guns), I don't see how anyone with any sense does this.
So, ummm, is that where the "fudgie" part of your name comes from? Tongue
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« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2005, 09:26:17 AM »
Hey 'radish, don't make me come over there. . .!
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« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2005, 02:49:38 PM »
VEERRRY CAREFULLLY!! Never turn your back to the curtain, never get soap in both eyes at once, and keep my tactical soap-on-a -rope close at hand..........
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« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2005, 01:24:42 PM »
Sheesh, all you dingleberry divers.

I was expecting a thread on how to keep your weapon dry while taking it into the shower with you...
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« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2005, 03:36:04 PM »
Sure. Like I'm the only one who shaves their legs first.

I bet you all were just surprised I actually shave my legs! Smiley
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« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2005, 08:56:30 AM »
How do I shower? All by myself, dammit.   Wink



Edited to add: and I believe you're married, Barbara, so I won't offer to help you with that.  Smiley
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« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2005, 10:18:15 AM »
Couldn't live without my Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Castille Soap.
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« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2005, 11:20:15 PM »
When I shower I have put a pistol inside of a drawer under the sink. Even though the drawer is not air tight I believe the humidy does not rise enough inside the drawer during the shower to effect anything. Then again, humidity does not really worry me too much considering how well I take care of my pistol.

I do lots of rinsing, then shampoo, then more rinsing. I dry off inside the shower so I do not get cold, or get water on the floor.
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« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2005, 04:33:18 AM »
el-cheapo dial knockoff antibacterial soap that I can't even remember the name of first (bar lasts forever! I was surprised...) followed by el-cheapo suave shampoo in some "masculine" scent that's only good for as long as the bottle's open.

Oh, and I don't jump out of the way of the cold blast when i first turn the shower on, I just hold my hand over the nozzle. No chance of being too slow Smiley
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« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2005, 04:00:34 PM »
The cold blast? I wait until the water warms up, and THEN I get in.
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« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2005, 11:53:03 AM »
Swmbo was looking at this thread and shaking her head.  She says this is only the 2nd time she has sat down and looked over APS, and now she is absolutely convinced this is a beauty parlor for male gun nuts.  She says it's embarrasing to see men carry on in this fashion.  (Barbara excepted, she says, and tee hee'd the leg shaving part and said we deserved to be humiliated in this fashion by the nice lady)  
Er, ahh, I think I'l go change the oil on the truck or maybe get out some wrenches and a hammer or sumpin' and play with them.  Maybe shoot my .454 at some mushrats.
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« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2005, 03:38:17 PM »
Shampoo.

Soap

Brush teeth

Shave
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« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2005, 08:37:43 PM »
Wash on
Wash off
Wash on
Wash off
Wash on
Wash off

"I can wash as fast as I want too!"
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« Reply #47 on: April 10, 2005, 05:39:44 PM »
heheh, this is ridiculous!

ok spend 5 minutes trying to get all my hair soaked all the way thru.
soap.
shampoo.
shave.

and when at my GF's house- keep telling her darn cat to get OUT of the shower!! crazy cat.
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« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2005, 06:05:26 PM »
Bratch?  What? You again?


Wildalaska, you beat me to it:  Shower?  What's a shower?


Jamz, you made me pixx my pants!  Now I'll have to learn to shower.




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