Turn on hot water faucet.
Stick fingers under faucet until water is hot.
Turn on cold water faucet.
Stick fingers under faucet and adjust cold water until warm.
Flip lever which redirects water from faucet to shower, quickly jump back to get out of the way of the water coming out of the shower because it is very cold. I usually make it, but not always.
Then I turn around, back into the water flow and tilt my head back until my hair is wet.
Then I turn around and rinse my face.
Then I wash my hair with T-Gel (dandruff) and rinse thouroughly.
Then I was my face with Coast soap and rinse.
Then I was the rest of my body, from the top down with a body wash (I ferget the brand, some kind of organic herbal stuff) and rinse.
Then I turn off the water and flip the lever that diverts the water from the shower to the faucet.
Then I open the curtain, grab a towel and proceed to dry myself from the top down starting with my hair.
That's about it.