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The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« on: April 26, 2016, 07:18:17 PM »
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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2016, 05:15:56 PM »
Okay, since Scout "volunteered" me, I guess we'll give the Saturday night mud fights a go and see if we can make it a whole weekend without a thread lock or banschwerk.

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2016, 05:16:27 PM »
Alright you pencil-neck geeks and grit eatin' freaks! Tonight's irrelevant mud fight topic is hats. I am playing on team fedora. Neckbeards wear trilbys, men wear fedoras. Even when neckbeards wear fedoras, they're still wearing trilbys. Unless you're Frank Sinatra, don't wear a trilby. Anyone that thinks different is a backwards baseball cap wearing redneck!

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2016, 06:11:36 PM »
*silence*

What about dogs in cowboy hats?

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2016, 06:12:37 PM »
Losers, not loosers, you loser.
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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2016, 06:13:30 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on April 30, 2016, 06:12:37 PM
Losers, not loosers, you loser.
*silence*

hey! he didn't follow the rules!

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2016, 06:32:25 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 30, 2016, 06:11:36 PM
*silence*

What about dogs in cowboy hats?

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Banzai loosers!

Dogs in cowboy hats are of course, an exception. Also she's prepared to give me a paw and tag team in.

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2016, 06:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Ben on April 30, 2016, 06:32:25 PM
Banzai loosers!

Dogs in cowboy hats are of course, an exception. Also she's prepared to give me a paw and tag team in.

Banzai Ben

*silence*

Whatever. I will propose that a true Gentleman of the first order wears a bowler anyway.



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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2016, 06:54:50 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 30, 2016, 06:39:00 PM
*silence*

Whatever. I will propose that a true Gentleman of the first order wears a bowler anyway.


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I cannot disagree with that.



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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2016, 06:57:30 PM »
Damn The Torpedoes!!

Men who cleave to the hat fashions of yesteryear know deep down they aren't living up to their idols, and hope that if they ape the fashions, no one will notice the other traits being lacking.

Neckbeards as well.

Sadly, all too often inexperienced females are fooled.

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2016, 06:59:26 PM »
Quote from: dogmush on April 30, 2016, 06:57:30 PM
Damn The Torpedoes!!

Men who cleave to the hat fashions of yesteryear know deep down they aren't living up to their idols, and hope that if they ape the fashions, no one will notice the other traits being lacking.

Neckbeards as well.

Sadly, all too often inexperienced females are fooled.

The Salty Dog.

*silence*

You soitenly aren't saying this is true of the bowler, are you?

because otherwise, we are left with this:

the condom hat

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2016, 07:05:22 PM »
Quote from: Ben on April 30, 2016, 05:16:27 PM
Alright you pencil-neck geeks and grit eatin' freaks! Tonight's irrelevant mud fight topic is hats. I am playing on team fedora. Neckbeards wear trilbys, men wear fedoras. Even when neckbeards wear fedoras, they're still wearing trilbys. Unless you're Frank Sinatra, don't wear a trilby. Anyone that thinks different is a backwards baseball cap wearing redneck!

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I agree with Banzai Ben 100%.  If you cannot make a differentiation between a Trilby and a Fedora then you are not a man.

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2016, 07:08:15 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on April 26, 2016, 07:18:17 PM
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Oh, I hear that's taken.

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"By Bogart's fedora, by the panamas of Connery, you shall be pummeled into sartorial irrelevance!".





I rest my case.


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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2016, 07:14:50 PM »
Quote from: dogmush on April 30, 2016, 06:57:30 PM
if they ape the fashions,

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2016, 07:20:09 PM »
Kawaii, MF!

Myself, I sported a "Pork-Pie" and wore the "Blues Brothers" uniform for a time for shits and giggles...

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2016, 09:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on April 30, 2016, 06:12:37 PM
Losers, not loosers, you loser.

That's spelled "luser".   Anyone that doesn't unnerstand, prolly is one.
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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2016, 09:59:31 PM »
LEEROY!... (y'all know the rest)


Quote from: dogmush on April 30, 2016, 06:57:30 PM
Damn The Torpedoes!!

Men who cleave to the hat fashions of yesteryear know deep down they aren't living up to their idols, and hope that if they ape the fashions, no one will notice the other traits being lacking.

Neckbeards as well.

Sadly, all too often inexperienced females are fooled.

The Salty Dog.

Gotta disagree.  older style hats had way more function, along with looking good.  I bounce between an Aussie outback hat in the cooler months and while riding horses,  to a crushable straw Stetson for farm work when it's hot.  Both are really practical and look good IMO.

I DON'T currently have a Fedora for the reasons you mentioned,  the neckbeards have ruined them.  Same reason I don't wear any of my old issue boonie hats,  there's an associated stereotype i want nothing to do with,  even if they are great hats.

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2016, 10:03:28 PM »
Anyways.  Hatz.



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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2016, 10:32:46 PM »
Kawaii, MF!

Ball caps: Bill in front, curved, not flat!

Cowboy hat: sides slightly arced upwards, bill SLIGHTLY dipped ok.

"Panama" style straw hat (see cowboy)

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2016, 10:43:18 PM »
Quote from: HeroHog on April 30, 2016, 10:32:46 PM
Kawaii, MF!

Ball caps: Bill in front, curved, not flat!

Cowboy hat: sides slightly arced upwards, bill SLIGHTLY dipped ok.

"Panama" style straw hat (see cowboy)

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Hear hear!

Though I draw the line at wearing roadkill for a hat, no matter how toasty warm it might be.


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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2016, 10:54:27 PM »
*silence*

Obviously, if you are going for furry and toasty warm, you want a ushanka anyway.

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2016, 10:57:48 PM »
Quote from: Andiron on April 30, 2016, 10:43:18 PM
LEEEEROY!

Hear hear!

Though I draw the line at wearing roadkill for a hat, no matter how toasty warm it might be.


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Unless it's the 1960's and you are 7.

The Fedora worn with a proper (non-Hunter Orange) business suit is a good, classic look.   I wouldn't know what a trilby is if it bit me on my backside.   Baseball hats are to worn to keep the sun out of one's eyes, with the bill curved along with all the tag and labels removed.

And yes, I too had (have?) a porkpie hat from my Blues Brothers Days.

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2016, 11:04:25 PM »
*silence*

It's time for me to retire from the ring, so I'll leave with this tidbit.

If you want to know what hats are good and what hats are not, figure out which hat the pretty chick steals and wears when you are out and about.
If hat is stolen, chick wants your attention because you're looking good with or without head wear. If hat is not stolen, either you are a neckbeard with no hope anyway or your hat game needs improvement.

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2016, 11:55:17 PM »
Quote from: HeroHog on April 30, 2016, 10:32:46 PM

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Re: The APS Saturday Night Mud Fight Thread
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2016, 12:24:54 AM »
On second thought, let's not go to the Mud Fight. It is a silly place.
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