Author Topic: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness (Read 10560 times)

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #50 on:** May 23, 2013, 07:53:13 AM »

Torso

Should be think and impenetrable.

Scout26 · « **Reply #51 on:** May 23, 2013, 08:32:49 AM »

Whabbawhoba?

Think?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #52 on:** May 24, 2013, 07:57:46 AM »

Old Wooden Sailing Ships: They're beautiful.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #53 on:** May 25, 2013, 06:14:13 PM »

B.O.

Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #54 on:** May 25, 2013, 08:13:18 PM »

Caught a minute or two of one episode. And yes, one thing was chuckleworthy.

Ron presented his permit to some dude to slaughter a pig at the cookout.

The permit said "I can do what I want"

That was funny. Of course it didn't work. But funny.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #55 on:** May 26, 2013, 08:57:59 AM »

Stillness

Don't waste energy moving unless necessary.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #56 on:** May 27, 2013, 09:31:14 AM »

The Battle of Gettysberg was fought 150 years ago, this coming July.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #57 on:** May 29, 2013, 12:55:05 AM »

Friends: one to three is sufficient.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #58 on:** May 29, 2013, 08:03:45 AM »

Property Rights: They exist. Do not let them be taken away from you.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #59 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:34:22 PM »

Masonry

Building walls makes you strong. Defending them makes you even stronger.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #60 on:** May 31, 2013, 07:45:51 AM »

Cabins: a place to rest that is made of logs.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #61 on:** June 04, 2013, 09:09:20 AM »

You: You are your biggest ally.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #62 on:** June 05, 2013, 07:40:46 AM »

Crying: acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #63 on:** June 06, 2013, 07:49:42 AM »

Perspiration: Only sweat during physical activity. No emotional sweating.

Jocassee · « **Reply #64 on:** June 06, 2013, 12:14:22 PM »

This is my favorite thread on APS.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #65 on:** June 07, 2013, 07:34:32 AM »

Physical fitness.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #66 on:** June 09, 2013, 08:27:05 AM »

Frankness: cut the B.S.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #67 on:** June 10, 2013, 07:55:36 AM »

Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #68 on:** June 11, 2013, 08:05:42 AM »

Facial Hair: Full, Thick, and Square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it that probably means you can't grow it.

freakazoid · « **Reply #69 on:** June 12, 2013, 01:28:23 AM »

I don't know anything about his actual politics but Nick Offerman seems to be a pretty cool guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIA2Xl8P7Es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY5O1eYxk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7qiXZqrvfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w1p5UI7Siw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNdONfz-V5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zISwPLQiHg

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #70 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:52:53 AM »

Living in the Woods: live off the Land.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #71 on:** June 13, 2013, 08:46:26 AM »

Rage: One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #72 on:** June 14, 2013, 07:48:48 AM »

Security: secure the land.

Scout26 · « **Reply #73 on:** June 14, 2013, 07:11:16 PM »

He also did this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64G5FfG2Xpg

freakazoid · « **Reply #74 on:** June 15, 2013, 12:08:48 PM »

Quote from: scout26 on June 14, 2013, 07:11:16 PM

He also did this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64G5FfG2Xpg

Now why do you have to go ruin a good thing?

News:

Author Topic: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness (Read 10560 times)