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« on: October 16, 2006, 06:07:53 PM »
Someone please tell me this is actually from the Onion. Please???

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Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my parts back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, [inaudible] Cindy Sheehans uterus. And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, its a pretty bush& Its so funny cause me and my children, well always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, were forgotten. Well always, our DNA will always be in the land&
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/10/16/audio-cindy-sheehan-says-she-planted-her-uterus-in-crawford/
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2006, 08:59:24 PM »
I hate to tell her this, but every time she defecates she leaves DNA in the land, too.

...she planted it by the bush...

People, you can't write material this good.

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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2006, 03:24:41 AM »
I think the serious question is where she left her brain.
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2006, 03:48:43 AM »
It is not unusual for a personal tragedy to cause someone to become mentally imbalanced.

I can understand that she is feeling a lot of pain, and I feel bad for her that she is losing her grip.

We ought not to make fun of such people. It seems wrong somehow. Like kicking a puppy.
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2006, 07:16:05 AM »
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It is not unusual for a personal tragedy to cause someone to become mentally imbalanced.

I can understand that she is feeling a lot of pain, and I feel bad for her that she is losing her grip.

We ought not to make fun of such people. It seems wrong somehow. Like kicking a puppy.
I really do not remember any other such people given the national exposure she has gotten. Once she became a creature of Code Pink, Move On.org and the koolaid drinking left and started spouting off like a moonbat-bot she became fair game.  


BTW, is she still on her "hunger strike"?
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2006, 08:07:00 AM »
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We ought not to make fun of such people. It seems wrong somehow. Like kicking a puppy.
Yeah, but ther's a big difference between her and a puppy.
A puppy quits whining after a couple weeks.
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2006, 08:52:33 AM »
I think it would be more appropriate for us to concentrate our ire on the media and the liberals that use her misfortunes and deficits to their own political advantage.

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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2006, 09:08:02 AM »
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We ought not to make fun of such people. It seems wrong somehow. Like kicking a puppy.
Yeah, but their's a big difference between her and a puppy.
A puppy quits whining after a couple weeks.
you ever lose a son to a war you just do not understand?

give her a break. an emotional breakdown like that is not going to just go away. many people never really recover.

i agree with the other poster that said we ought to reserve most of our vitriol to those using her for their own purposes.
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2006, 12:02:34 PM »
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i agree with the other poster that said we ought to reserve most of our vitriol to those using her for their own purposes.
Its called "Puppet" or "ventrilloquist" journalism...you seek out "newsmakers" that agree with your biases, and "report" their every utterence in furtherence of the Great Progressive Socialist Cause.  Kind of like how Kennedy, Clinton, Sudds and Reynolds can kill and rape and stay in office, but Foley is houned out for dirty e-mails...
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2006, 01:38:50 PM »
"Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee...
My Uterus At Crawford...."
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2006, 02:31:15 PM »
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We ought not to make fun of such people. It seems wrong somehow. Like kicking a puppy.
Yeah, but their's a big difference between her and a puppy.
A puppy quits whining after a couple weeks.
you ever lose a son to a war you just do not understand?

give her a break. an emotional breakdown like that is not going to just go away. many people never really recover.

i agree with the other poster that said we ought to reserve most of our vitriol to those using her for their own purposes.
Hey, what can I say? I kick puppies too!
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2006, 06:06:57 PM »
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It is not unusual for a personal tragedy to cause someone to become mentally imbalanced.

I can understand that she is feeling a lot of pain, and I feel bad for her that she is losing her grip.

We ought not to make fun of such people. It seems wrong somehow. Like kicking a puppy.
You're right that we should focus our anger on those who have used her.  BUT:  She is still culpable.  She isn't Terry Schiavo, who was truly used by everyone with a soapbox.  Cindy Sheehan has embraced her breakdown, because as hate-filled and venomous as she appears, no matter how ugly and degrading her acts, it is still less painful than letting Patrick go, and beginning to heal.  In her mind, as long as she rails on, her son lives, or at least, did not die in vain.  

When her usefulness to the Left ends, and she is dropped like yesterday's garbage-then you will see pain.  Like the schizophrenic who avoids the doctors but chooses to self-medicate with street drugs, she will hit a bottom so wretched that even her current handlers will feel sorry for her-though of course they'll blame someone else for her misery (the dealers are "only giving the People what they want", right?).
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2006, 06:16:22 PM »
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ilbob said:
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It is not unusual for a personal tragedy to cause someone to become mentally imbalanced.

I can understand that she is feeling a lot of pain, and I feel bad for her that she is losing her grip.

We ought not to make fun of such people. It seems wrong somehow. Like kicking a puppy.
You're right that we should focus our anger on those who have used her.  BUT:  She is still culpable.  She isn't Terry Schiavo, who was truly used by everyone with a soapbox.  Cindy Sheehan has embraced her breakdown, because as hate-filled and venomous as she appears, no matter how ugly and degrading her acts, it is still less painful than letting Patrick go, and beginning to heal.  In her mind, as long as she rails on, her son lives, or at least, did not die in vain.  

When her usefulness to the Left ends, and she is dropped like yesterday's garbage-then you will see pain.  Like the schizophrenic who avoids the doctors but chooses to self-medicate with street drugs, she will hit a bottom so wretched that even her current handlers will feel sorry for her-though of course they'll blame someone else for her misery (the dealers are "only giving the People what they want", right?).
I think you may be right. She could be substituting rage for grief, and pointing that rage at a convenient target given her by the far left. She will become less and less useful as she becomes more and more pitiable, until no one wants to see her anymore. Then they will drop her like a rock, she will be all alone after having had all that attention for some period of time. Just about anything could happen then. I hope she can work through it when the attention goes away and she is all alone.
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2006, 07:52:41 PM »
Terry Sciavo was murdered, despite people who "used her" by trying to save her life.
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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2006, 07:59:06 PM »
Dude, her brain was partially liquified.
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« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2006, 08:12:16 PM »
First of all, why do you say so?  

Secondly, was this learned before or after she was offed?
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« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2006, 04:29:24 AM »
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..and, as I'm sure you are aware, some people have lost more than 70% of their brian mass and exhibited no impairment in function...
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« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2006, 04:38:45 AM »
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..and, as I'm sure you are aware, some people have lost more than 70% of their brian mass and exhibited no impairment in function...
Yup, and Ms. Schiavo had no impairment... er... that's not right. To all those who spout "murder!" every time life support is withdrawn I postulate that without life support she'd have died anyways. "God's Plan" was apparently originally for her to die, and we interfered. Now, offing someone who's totally disabled but functional, that's euthanasia. Withdrawing a feeding tube for someone who's permanently tuber-ized to the point they can't swallow? That's noninterference.

But that's thread drift, and not really what I originally had to say.

Yes, I see picking on Cindy Sheehan in the same light as, oh, kicking a puppy. Mind you this puppy soiled all over the living room carpet, rolled in it, then lifted leg for a little relief on everyone's socks, but you don't kick it. You beat the hell out of whoever (a) told you it was house trained and (b) brought it into the house (here being a euphemism for "gave media exposure to) in the first place.

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« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2006, 04:46:55 AM »
Schiavo wasn't on life support.
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« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2006, 04:54:40 AM »
If I understand Cindy Sheehan properly, she was a radical left wing moonbat before her son lost his life.  She chose to then use his death to front her left wing notions.  Correct me if I'm wrong, but he was buried and had no headstone because she apparently did not care enough for him to have one placed.  The nation provides free markers for veterans and she didn't even do that until her non action in this regard became public knowledge.

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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2006, 05:07:40 AM »
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Schiavo wasn't on life support.
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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2006, 05:44:50 AM »
Was she on a respirator?  Were her vital organs not functioning?  If not, she was not on life support.

She was being fed and given water, and that is not life support.
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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2006, 06:58:09 AM »
I... I had this horrifying thought. Our little moonbat buried her uterus... palpably a piece of meat. Under a bush. In TEXAS.

I hope she got it deep enough or the press stanchions will be greeted with the sight of a dusty coyote running off with her unmentionables.

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Fistful,

I don't agree with you, you don't agree with me. If I was in a persistent vegitative state and fed by tube but *just* not bad enough that my parasympathetic breathing was suppressed, I'd want that tube yanked. You see differently. I'd treat you as you saw fit, and hopefully you'd treat me as I saw fit, and therein lies whatever moral strengths and weaknesses amongst us; in actions and not peurile arguments.

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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2006, 07:55:09 AM »
OK, mfree.  It would simplify matters if there was any way of knowing what Terry Schiavo would have wanted.  Her husband's assertion that she wanted to die is suspicious and not properly substantiated.
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