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International Women's Day!
« on: March 08, 2018, 11:54:09 AM »
How are you celebrating?
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2018, 12:01:05 PM »
Hot, sweaty, monkey sex with my wife.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2018, 12:03:53 PM »
RKL, that is so not where I hoped this thread would take us.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2018, 12:12:40 PM »
I can think of no better way to celebrate women than hot, sweaty, monkey sex with an eager and willing woman.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2018, 12:39:31 PM »
Same thing I do every day: ogle womens on the internets.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2018, 01:10:08 PM »
I knew it was a mistake to open this thread.  I knew it .... and I did it anyway.   :facepalm:
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2018, 01:18:34 PM »
It’s also apparently the Day without Women today too. As usual Women just can’t make up thier minds.  =)

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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2018, 01:18:49 PM »

Look at all the diversity!

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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2018, 02:00:15 PM »
How are you celebrating?

I made my own sandwich.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2018, 02:25:57 PM »
I think the news about Amelia Earhart is interesting.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2018, 03:20:00 PM »
I think the news about Amelia Earhart is interesting.
Very convincing scientific proof - a guy took someone else's measurements of bones that have since been lost, and matched them against an estimate of Amelia Earhart's measurements - so it's downright conclusive evidence, good enough for any court.   :facepalm:
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2018, 04:58:49 PM »
As opposed to other days I'm only 77% interested in this one.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2018, 05:23:40 PM »
Well, where's my sammich, boys?
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2018, 06:17:40 PM »
Very convincing scientific proof - a guy took someone else's measurements of bones that have since been lost, and matched them against an estimate of Amelia Earhart's measurements - so it's downright conclusive evidence, good enough for any court.   :facepalm:

From what I gather,  few experts really accept this as real evidence.    There has also been testimonial evidence she was captured by the Japanese,   a few hundred witnesses claim to have seen her.
Last summer The History Channel  ran a documentary supposedly revealing through a found photograph that she had been captured.  While the photo did show Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan,  it was later revealed the photo dated earlier than her disappearance.  The History Channel wound up with egg on its face for not having thoroughly vetted the photo.
In any case,  after about eight decades,  one way or another, I sorta think Amelia is no longer with us.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2018, 06:20:29 PM »
By insisting the wife bring me a sammich until she punches me...
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2018, 06:40:22 PM »
I thought celebrating a binary gender day is against SJW law now. Shouldn't it be LBQTZXDKFJEHRKDFJASHDFKLSORCDGBK Day?
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2018, 06:43:46 PM »
Hot, sweaty, monkey sex with my wife.

But, since it's Women's Day, doesn't she have to be the monkey on top?

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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2018, 06:44:31 PM »
I'm confused...

Do they get free pussy hats, or not?
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2018, 07:12:58 PM »
Very convincing scientific proof - a guy took someone else's measurements of bones that have since been lost, and matched them against an estimate of Amelia Earhart's measurements - so it's downright conclusive evidence, good enough for any court.   :facepalm:

Better evidence than anthropogenic global warming climate change.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2018, 07:13:41 PM »
But, since it's Women's Day, doesn't she have to be the monkey on top?

:rofl:

Wouldn't be the first time for us.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2018, 08:52:41 PM »
Today was women's day? Huh... musta missed that.
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2018, 10:20:16 AM »
Do we get an international one free ??
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2018, 10:22:14 AM »
But, since it's Women's Day, doesn't she have to be the monkey on top?

:rofl:

Which is pretty much how it worked out.  =D
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Re: International Women's Day!
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2018, 10:35:45 AM »
Which is pretty much how it worked out.  =D


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