A certain person not on this board put me in touch with a person who has more money than brains.
They have been jonsing for something smaller than a playing card that can make their hand hurt for longer than hitting it repeatedly with a ball peen hammer. They offered enough to make me say yes.
Pending transfer of funds and other technical issues, the shooters of Texas are now the most likely to have their hands beaten while their wallets are lightened.
No more will I gaze upon
and wonder where I left the Ibuprofin bottle.
In a few days I will put it on an airplane and wave farewell.
Now, what to replace it with?
stay safe.