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natedog
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August 10, 2005, 08:34:08 AM »
Yeah, but that's a 'fraidy-cat grizzly bear - look how pale he's turned at the prospect of violence!!!
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August 10, 2005, 09:58:48 AM »
I think the bear would win simply because he has a better fighting stance (his elbows are more tucked in), but you might be able to exploit the fact that his weight is far forward.
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August 10, 2005, 11:02:59 AM »
I'm sure that's a fight I could "bearly" watch.
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August 10, 2005, 11:27:27 AM »
Best technique against a bear is to throw your whiskey bottle at it or, better yet, don't drink whiskey and you will not see any bears!
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August 10, 2005, 11:35:09 AM »
Well ET, why did *I* see bears in my room one night when I was 3 y/o? Long before I ever drank a drop of whiskey? LOL
Given the setting, best bet is to avoid the bear until it drops from heat exhaustion. Of course, avoiding the polar bear is the tricky part.
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August 10, 2005, 02:59:17 PM »
I think this guy would be in trouble if the bear just tipped over on him.
Cute shot.
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August 11, 2005, 07:23:33 AM »
Sindawe, sounds like somebody mickey'ed your mac -n- cheese.
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August 11, 2005, 04:31:57 PM »
Caption this picture!
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August 11, 2005, 06:12:34 PM »
Natedog and correia argue about the supremacy of the AK.
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August 11, 2005, 08:39:25 PM »
Caption:
Disney's "Rockey Begins"
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August 11, 2005, 08:54:32 PM »
Gah.. get a haircut, you hippy!
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August 12, 2005, 04:58:45 AM »
I have the perfect caption...........
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The bear would win, but since he seems to be "stuffed", the guy has a good chance
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