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« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2006, 12:20:00 PM »
Nice pictures.  Under drives me nuts.  Over is fine, but free-roaming is most convenient.

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I dislike finding the TP or the PT not on the roll.
Yeah, nothing like finishing your business and finding that the loaded roll is paperless.  That little bit of recycled brown cardboard they make the rolls of only lasts so long.
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« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2006, 12:30:42 PM »
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Nice pictures.  Under drives me nuts.  Over is fine, but free-roaming is most convenient.

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I dislike finding the TP or the PT not on the roll.
Yeah, nothing like finishing your business and finding that the loaded roll is paperless.  That little bit of recycled brown cardboard they make the rolls of only lasts so long.
Well, that too, but what I really meant was I dislike finding the roll not loaded onto the hanger.  Few things I'm very picky about, and that's one of them.
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« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2006, 02:08:50 PM »
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i'm not even sure if there is a little dipenser thing in my bathroom.....

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« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2006, 03:08:44 PM »
When it gets put on, it goes on however it goes on.  Got better things to worry about than how the paper hangs.
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« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2006, 05:14:32 PM »
I'm sorry to hear that.
But TP hanging is very important.
Once you develope a style, technique...it's very important which orientation the TP is in. =o
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« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2006, 05:19:22 PM »
Heh. Actually, TP on the hanger infuriates me. It's one of my pet peeves. My wife and I keep two rolls in each bathroom. One on the hanger, for her, and a free roaming roll, for myself.
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« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2006, 07:26:41 PM »
Since we're on the subject of the potty preferences, I have a question.  Pinch it till you get home or let er rip at the nearest location?  My son will pinch him self sick until he gets home cause he's afraid of the community pot.  Me, hell, when mother nature calls I don't care where it is as long as it aint in my drawls.  Smiley

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« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2006, 07:32:34 PM »
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Pinch it till you get home or let er rip at the nearest location?
Better question, you've waited until you got home and are at the 11th hour 59 minutes and 55 seconds. Do scrunch up and waddle from the car to the bathroon trying to keep it in, or do you make a mad dash run of it hoping that you can get there before an accident happens?
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« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2006, 07:55:53 PM »
Grandkids call pinching it "Prairie Doggin".  heh.
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« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2006, 09:24:28 PM »
Do the waddle.

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« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2006, 11:37:51 PM »
A few notes. I was a free roamer till I got married. Now I don't pay attention to which way it goes. The fact that I replace the roll at all is good for a few brownie points. Cheesy

When I was in the Navy, one captain I served under made placing it one way or another mandatory. He claimed that one way wasted more paper than the other but I CANNOT remember which way it was.

What we around here call the "shark attack" which is related to the pinch portion of this thread. A "shark attack" is when you are on the jobsite with no facilities and you get that sudden overwhelming non stoppable urge to go. The question is, do you suck it up, grab whatever paper you have and head off to the woods or do you pinch, get in your vehicle and try to locate the nearest public toilet before the shark completes it's attack?

Lastly, I mcuh prefer my own toidy. I could tell you one VERY gross story about a public toilet but it really IS too gross to tell. Defeinitely not for the squeamish.
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« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2006, 11:57:58 PM »
ROTFLMAO !

I've heard of getting there before the turtle pokes its head out but never shark attack or prairie dogs. Smiley
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« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2006, 03:34:57 AM »
I believe over wastes more paper, because under will stop flying out at the right angle...
I guess.
As for the public restrooms:  Only in emergencies.  I need concentration and quiet when I go poop...which is why the thought of someone busting into the public restroom and doing crazy things henders my process.
So I opt to wait (it's not that bad for me, for some reason) til I get home, which usually isn't a long wait.
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« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2006, 03:53:19 AM »
Free roaming or flat. Depends on whether it's a commercial roll or a catalogue.
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« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2006, 05:38:01 AM »
Quote; "What we around here call the "shark attack""

We call it a 2 minute warning.

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« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2006, 07:09:02 AM »
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Quote; "What we around here call the "shark attack""

We call it a 2 minute warning.
Heh, good one, I think I like that one better. Cheesy

Incidentally, I've never heard of prairie doggin' or the turtle one before either.

oh, and yes, I do believe it was under was the paper saver.

Damn informative thread!

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« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2006, 11:52:17 AM »
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I've heard of getting there before the turtle pokes its head out but never shark attack or prairie dogs.
I always thought it was the squirrel taking a look around (like when they peek out their hole in the tree to see if it's safe to emerge).  Shark attack and prarie doggin' I have never heard of.  I'll have to remember those.
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« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2006, 03:50:25 PM »
I hate to sound like I'm bragging, but this is the best thread ever.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2006, 04:37:44 PM »
Over. But I do prefer 9mm to .45ACP. I shoot my BHP and my Glock 26 better than my 70 Series Gold Cup or my Kimber. The object being hit where you aim.

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