Ammonia will react violently with nostrils.
Once upon a time we were on summer break from school and a couple of us got a job cleaning up old houses, mostly throwing away junk. One day a guy named.. well lets just call him stupid, stupid finds this big jug that is very clearly marked "Ammonia". He goes "Whats this stuff?". Me and my other buddy looked at each other and he smiled and I said to stupid "I dunno why don't you smell it".
Now we knew this kid and didn't expect him to be this dense and not know what ammonia is. We were like 14-15 at the time - How can you be 15 and not know about ammonia?? He took the cap off that jug, put his nose right over it and inhaled like he was smelling flowers.
I'm laughing right now writing this, his reaction was over the top. Face I'll never forget, a mix of shock, WTF and comical pain. He dropped the bottle, which of course exploded, and took off like a raging bull complete with bellowing. In a straight line, straight into the wall. He bounced off the wall and rolled around and around trying to clear his nostrils. The bellowing noises were freaking awesome.
The things we do as kids.