Author Topic: Obama has played almost as much golf as Tiger Woods  (Read 5919 times)

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Re: Obama has played almost as much golf as Tiger Woods
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2014, 09:54:17 PM »
When Obama brings home fancy trophies for his golfing, he can play as much as Tiger Woods. If he's going to persist in being a crappy president, the least he can do is contribute something shiny to the collection of White House artifacts.


also, I believe someone has made a shooting version of golf. I recall I heard my little bro talking about something involving shotguns and golf through his church camp.
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Re: Obama has played almost as much golf as Tiger Woods
« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2014, 06:22:59 PM »
There is an adapter that replaces the flash hider on an AR that's designed to shoot golf balls using blanks. I've heard of it being used in a round or two of golf.

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Re: Obama has played almost as much golf as Tiger Woods
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2014, 10:54:41 AM »
also, I believe someone has made a shooting version of golf. I recall I heard my little bro talking about something involving shotguns and golf through his church camp.

Would be more fun to treat it as golf practice for one person, and skeet for the other.

Of course, golf balls are too darn expensive, so even better would be rigging up something with those little mini skeet on a golf club style thrower.

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Re: Obama has played almost as much golf as Tiger Woods
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2014, 02:26:44 PM »
Isn't Sporting Clays referred to as "Golf with a Shotgun"?
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Re: Obama has played almost as much golf as Tiger Woods
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2014, 08:06:49 PM »
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2194149-golf-course-owned-by-donald-trump-denies-president-obama-labor-day-tee-time

Well he didn't play golf at any of these places over Labor Day.

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WNBC reports (h/t TMZ) that the leader of the free world was shunned by a number of popular New York golf courses over the course of the Labor Day Weekend.

According to the WNBC report, club managers at Trump National, Winged Foot and Willow Ridge turned down tee time requests from President Obama’s golf-course-reservation-and-reconnaissance team. (I assume he calls it that.) 

Reps at the various courses told WNBC Obama's presence would force them to shut down the entire course for security reasons—something they weren’t keen to do on one of their busiest days of the year.
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Re: Obama has played almost as much golf as Tiger Woods
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2014, 10:04:33 AM »
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2194149-golf-course-owned-by-donald-trump-denies-president-obama-labor-day-tee-time

Well he didn't play golf at any of these places over Labor Day.

I don't even like golf, but if I win the lottery big enough to do it, I'm buying a membership at each of those places.  Good to see some folks still have the balls to tell him he doesn't get to screw up everybody else's plans for his personal entertainment.