This guy has to be a cousin of one of the *expletive deleted*ers I work with.
I'm changing the propane cylinder on a forklift and when I go to hook up the full cylinder I don't realize the valve on the tank is open so when I hook the hose up i release a cloud of propane before I can get it shut off.
mother *expletive deleted*er comes over with a lit cigarette in his hand to see what is going on and RESTS HIS HAND ON TOP OF THE PROPANE CYLINDER. I *expletive deleted*it you not, my life flashed before my eyes and I thought I was a dead man