Man in Iowa answers door at 11pm, opens it, gets punched by a clown.

[DJJ]

Did the clowns use one of those spring-loaded boxing glove contraptions?

[Manedwolf]

Did the clowns use one of those spring-loaded boxing glove contraptions?

A really dangerous clown might have one of these, even.

[DJJ]

You know, I searched all over the internet for a picture of one of those boxing glove things, and nothing. You'd think something like that would be all over - I mean, everybody's "seen" one.

Ironically, I just did an image search for "bang flag gun" and got hundreds.

[Manedwolf]

You know, I searched all over the internet for a picture of one of those boxing glove things, and nothing. You'd think something like that would be all over - I mean, everybody's "seen" one.

Ironically, I just did an image search for "bang flag gun" and got hundreds.

Practice your google-fu, you must. 

[Ron]

Good thing it wasn't Killer Klowns from Outerspace!