7:00pm Opening - Flag burning
7:15pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish
7:20pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45pm Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding
8:35pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9:00pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
11:00pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand
11:15pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell
12:15am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
12:50am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great satan", G.W. Bush
12:55am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democrat Mexican voters
1:00am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party
1:05am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home