Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention (Just Released)

[280plus]

 
 

7:00pm Opening - Flag burning

7:15pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9:00pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11:00pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great satan", G.W. Bush

12:55am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democrat Mexican voters

1:00am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party

1:05am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

[Tecumseh]

Still more American than the GOP one. 

[Declaration Day]

 

7:00pm Opening - Flag burning

7:15pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9:00pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11:00pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great satan", G.W. Bush

12:55am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democrat Mexican voters

1:00am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party

1:05am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

Complete BS.  There's no way Ted Kennedy can go more than 15 minutes without proposing a toast.

[Bigjake]

The toast interval did seem a bit wide..

[RocketMan]

The toast interval did seem a bit wide..

He's getting old and slowing down.

[HankB]

There will have to be a little reshuffling to fit in Senator Robert W. Byrd's Klan recruitment message . . .

[Dannyboy]

7:20pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:55pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:35pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:00pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:45pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:25am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:00am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party

1:30am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

One can only hope

[Bigjake]

The toast interval did seem a bit wide..

He's getting old and slowing down.

They oughta save that guy's liver for posterity, just in case.

I'd like to see the Dem's rebuttal to this, like a RNC agenda schedule thinger.  Past the Craig jokes, what else would there be??

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

there is plenty to take kenedy to task over but he has settled down semi reformed at least as far as booze goes.  but i still remember teddy the waitress tosser

[HankB]

. . . I'd like to see the Dem's rebuttal to this, like a RNC agenda schedule thinger.  Past the Craig jokes, what else would there be?? 

Simple - take stock of what you're doing, and accuse the Republicans of it. (There's precedent for this - for example Bill Clinton did exactly that when he "shut the government down" and blamed the GOP.)

[Jamisjockey]

Still more American than the GOP one. 

That didn't take long.
 

[AmbulanceDriver]

Still more American than the GOP one. 

That didn't take long.
 

Eh, it was over 4 minutes.  The anti-Republican/anti-GWB radar must have been down.

[280plus]

I was wondering what happened... 

[Gewehr98]

Yeah, I figured 'ol Woody was quicker on the draw than that, myself...

[Paddy]

Yeah, well explain again how the GOP is the party of smaller government and fiscal responsibility.

[280plus]

Hey look, we're bashing the Democrats here. Let's leave the Republicans out of this!

 

[Jamisjockey]

Yeah, well explain again how the GOP is the party of smaller government and fiscal responsibility.

They're not.  The post is all in good fun.  I'm all for someone posting something similar that accurately makes fun of the GOP.

[280plus]

Me three! 

[CAnnoneer]

There is only one item in the Democratic Agenda:

Permanent Collective Autocolonoscopy on All Issues

[Bigjake]

I'd like to propose a toast *HIC*.....