The Indianapolis Colts defeated San Fransissyco Sunday, 28 to 3, despite the team's attempt to give El Tejon a heart attack (3 turnovers, 3!!!). The Colts now stand at 5-0 and have yet to receive any national media attention.
Started thinking yesterday what it would take for the national media to recognize the Colts. Perhaps . . .
1. Quarterback Peyton Manning moonlights at Eli Lilly labs and find cures for cancer, heart disease and toenail fungus and wins 6 consecutive Superbowls. National Media pays attention only after 6th Superbowl win as it is busy babbling about Giants, Redskins or other hypermarket teams.
2. Wide Receiver Marvin Harrison runs around the world to reverse time to save New Orleans.
3. Colts linebacker Gary Brackett tackles would-be assassin of ESPN staff. ESPN reports story as "Gary Brackett, a linebacker from the Midwest, who could have been a Giant or Redskin, assaulted a guest of ESPN; Peyton Manning threw no touchdowns during the assault."
Every Colts victory is a dagger to the heart of the media! GO COLTS!