Signs you're a bachelor...

[charby]

Dude. Don't talk about your pot plantation on a public forum. 

None of them were cannabis. Many were orchids and succulents because my goal was to have something in bloom everyday of the year. I got close to that goal.

[Regolith]

[makattak]

LOL.

I've done that.

[MechAg94]

Do you eat cereal with milk or just eat it dry?  I've always eaten it dry.

I've done the cup/glass, but mostly do paper plates.  Works okay when I need to take breakfast on the run in the car.  If you don't want to risk spillage, the cheap resealable plastic baggies work well. 

[280plus]

Depends if there's milk or not. 

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

bachelor salad ala "the courtship of eddies father"
quarter head of lettuce eat like a sandwich after splashing it with dressing while leaning over the sink. eat tomato like an apple alternate bites. when done rinse sink run disposal

[SADShooter]

Could you do that with toast and pretend it's croutons? A salad sandwich...

[Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas]

Do you eat cereal with milk or just eat it dry?  I've always eaten it dry.

I've done the cup/glass, but mostly do paper plates.  Works okay when I need to take breakfast on the run in the car.  If you don't want to risk spillage, the cheap resealable plastic baggies work well. 

Dry. But I don't eat breakfast these days.

And I never eat salad.

[Northwoods]

And I never eat salad.

Salad is what meat eats.

[Chuck Dye]

Sounds as though scout26 needs to get a few more poppies on Remembrance Day.

And I never eat salad.

Careful, there:  those who disparage rabbit food need to remember what rabbits are known for!

[Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas]

Careful, there:  those who disparage rabbit food need to remember what rabbits are known for!

While it's a lovely thought, I don't think there's any real need for me to attack Jimmy Carter. 

[Regolith]

Careful, there:  those who disparage rabbit food need to remember what rabbits are known for!

Tasting really good when fried?

[280plus]

Or broiled...

[mgdavis]

Valentine's Day bump

You just blew your tax return, and not a dime of it went toward diamond earrings or flowers.

No one gets pissy when the entire weekend is spent in the garage screwing with motorcycles.

The kitchen sink doubles as a parts washer.

[Nick1911]

Valentine's Day bump

You just blew your tax return, and not a dime of it went toward diamond earrings or flowers.

No one gets pissy when the entire weekend is spent in the garage screwing with motorcycles.

The kitchen sink doubles as a parts washer.

My ex-wife got SO pissed at me when I washed a motorcycle gas tank out in the bathtub at my apartment back when we were dating. 

[grislyatoms]

If your daughter has ever asked you "Dad, can we have our Thanksgiving dinner on something OTHER than paper plates with the woven bamboo thingamajigs this year?" (I bought a whole set of Gibson plates, bowls, dishes, etc. 7-8 years ago. I just never use them.)
The little knob on the heating register louvres makes a great place to hang laundry to dry.
You have a reloading press in your bedroom. (No room for it elsewhere, and it's not like anyone is going to see it there anyway...  )

"Glass of cereal"... oh, lord, that got me right in the funnybone...
 

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

how does this do.  when i wanna sleep in i turn on nick junior the nite before  but a bowl of cereal on the table with a plate to cover it and a glass with enough milk for the cereal on bottom shelf of fridge.  she can get up and have breakfast all by herself