Mrs Smith?
Forget the superglue: got straight for the quick-set epoxy. I mean really... why mess around?
Oh, the super glue will do the job. I once glued the tip of the index finger of my left hand to the tip of the thumb of my right hand. The glued-up "OK" sign of my fingers was around the steering wheel of my car at the time. In Ohio, in winter, in a quiet parking lot. That is, my left hand was not glued to the steering wheel, but the fingers were glued together around the steering wheel.
I'm a *expletive deleted*ing genius!
DD