From the comments section:
"I'm trying to picture a woman living in row housing in Philadelphia taking her $2,000+ O/U shotgun out on the stoop and firing two blasts ... into the row houses on the other side of the street? And of course all women know that a rapist is about to attack them before the rapist even gets near the house! Except in Colorado where women don't know for sure the guy is a rapist ... at all. Ever. He might just be looking for his lost cell phone in her panties or something innocent like that. "
Pure comedy gold.