Back before Al invented the 'Net, and before Nigerians invented the scam, Skylab made an untidy return to earth.
I saw (tongue-in-cheek) ads for spray cans of Skylab repellent. Guaranteed to keep it from landing on you. In the very rare case that the repellent was ineffective, each can was shipped with a tube of Skylab Recovery Balm, to rub on the affected areas for a quick recovery.