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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2015, 12:51:30 AM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 23, 2015, 04:36:56 PM
I always want to ask the guys that wear them if their dicks resemble pancakes.

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2015, 01:13:10 AM »
Quote from: charby on January 24, 2015, 05:29:08 PM
Men in the 50's and 60's wore skinny jeans. Probably why hipsters like them.




Those look like standard jeans to me.
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2015, 06:42:17 AM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on January 24, 2015, 09:00:46 PM
Wouldn't a lot of guys be embarrassed at having stick legs like that?  

I am not sure I have ever actually seen a guy wearing skinny jeans.  I am happy about that.

I'll see your stick legs and raise you a bicyclist with Popeye quads in skinnyjeans. (they were walking their bike to the repair shop.)  It was traumatizing, I tell you.

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2015, 10:04:31 AM »
You guys must not have seen the horror that is low rise skinny jeans on men.

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/IC-MESH-Low-Rise-Skinny-Jeans-DeepBlue-MALE/4689449?id=4689449&slug=IC-MESH-Low-Rise-Skinny-Jeans-DeepBlue-MALE

Think hipster muffin top.
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2015, 10:26:48 AM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 23, 2015, 04:36:56 PM
As far as I'm aware, the only people who should wear such are REALLY skinny chicks (yes, the name is skinny jeans, no, ladies, that does not mean they make YOU skinny)

Oops. Looks like a few women didn't get the memo. You mean this isn't sexy?

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2015, 10:35:47 AM »
Quote from: Regolith on January 24, 2015, 08:23:50 PM
I know fashion trends are slow to reach Iowa, so I'm going to assume you simply have never actually seen someone wearing skinny jeans.

They fit WAY tighter than that. Like, Lycra yoga pants tight.  [barf]

I have seen plenty of dudes in skinny jeans, I live in a university town.

I'm not into dudes, so I don't pay attention to them.
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2015, 02:41:39 PM »
Hawkmoon,

the first picture are actually not skinny jeans. those are just jeans a couple sizes too small (note the slight flare at the foot area that indicates that those are just boot cut jeans on a woman with fat legs)

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2015, 04:36:08 PM »
Liz, you can tell how little I know about "fashion."
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2015, 04:52:10 PM »
I have realized that it is physically impossible to wear skinny jeans such that they sag down below your butt.

Still, one mere "good point" will not balance out all the bad about skinny jeans.

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