Author Topic: APS random thoughts thread  (Read 1359 times)

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« on: July 10, 2005, 11:23:53 PM »
I've got that damn Dire Straits song stuck in my head...

Arrowhead water tastes like crap... Crystal Geyser is better and cheaper too...

What is the one calorie in Pepsi One from? How did normal Diet Pepsi manage to be calorie free?

Industrial Disease sounds like some kind of toxic poisoning... dont think thats what the song means...

My cell phone doesn't have a keypad lock... it gets annoying...

I didn't realize how heavy Mark Knopfler's British accent really was...

Producers at FOX are morons...

Then again, producers at (insert any network here) are morons...

Most TV commercials horribly suck and make no sense at all. Major companies like Coke and McDonalds commericals have nothing whatsoever to do with their product at all. It's like 3 people driving somewhere and skateboarding, then flashing a "McDonalds" logo.

Low quality duct-tape leaves an annoying residue... Goo Gone gets it off... Goo Gone has Petroleum Distillates... If petroleum supplies dry up, I can't remove duct tape...

Guns are so cool.

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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2005, 06:46:47 AM »
+1 on the commercials thing. The only thing worse than national advertising is local advertising.

I think Industrial disease is more social than physiological.

You might also try Earth2O and Smartwater.
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2005, 07:58:18 AM »
If a bear farts in the forest, does it make a stink?
Carbon Monoxide, sucking the life out of idiots, 'tards, and fools since man tamed fire.

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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2005, 09:15:45 AM »
Sounds like someone else is a Mark Knopfler fan Smiley

If everyone drove like me, there would be no wrecks.
Shouldn't the lack of religion be considered a religion?
Do astronauts really eat dehydrated ice cream, or is it just a marketing scheme?
Why would astronauts eat dehydrated ice cream over a Snickers bar?
Why the heck is Dale Jr. so popular?
Is there intelligent life anywhere (including Earth) in the universe?
How come you could pick a random person off the street, and probably have a better presidential candidate than any of the recent nominees?
I still say 'Give Detroit to Canada'