1. Panic
2. Rush
3. Turn off brain
4. Read the directions later
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Every so often I get handed a big old slice of humble pie and I dig in with both hands.
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Shuttle dropped me off at the parking lot yesterday afternoon. I found some antifreeze under my pickup and investigated. It looked like the bottom radiator hose had been rubbing against something and had a slight little leak. So, I top off the antifreeze and head to the bank and the auto parts store.
The line in the bank was ridiculous. I started getting wound up as I knew I only had a little bit of daylight left and didn't want to replace the hose in the dark. Finally finished my business and headed to the parts store.
Uh-Oh. Temp gauge rising quickly. Of course I was boxed in and there were no side roads. I just cut the engine and coasted to a point I could turn off the main road. Pop the hood and take a look. Oh (*&^^%(, the antifreeze looked like it was coming from the water pump and then running down the bottom hose. Checked the play in the pump, it was wobbling a bit. So anyway I limped it over to the auto parts store and bought a new hose, couple gallons of antifreeze, thermostat, clamps, water pump, gaskets, and monkey snot.
Get home, and just as I'm pulling into the parking space, the charge light comes on. (I'm hoping the belt just got slick from the antifreeze and slipped a little, and that the alternator did not drown in antifreeze.)
It's twilight by this time. I took my jump box and attached the little gooseneck lamp that came with it and got busy. Two bolts, the thermostat housing was off. (Here's where I turned off brain. Were brain not addled with "Hurry the hell up" I might have thought it through)
Unbolted pulley from pump and the fan from the clutch. "How the hell do you get the fan clutch off the pump? Well, I'll get the whole works off there and into the light where I can see it, then maybe I can figure it out". (Reading the manual and engaging brain here would have been helpful)
Two top bolts off the water pump, (busted my knuckles on the fan 3-4 hundred times), finally got the other two bolts off. Water pump wouldn't come off. I noticed that there had been a slow leak from the thermostat housing that had sort of crystallized around the pump and stuck it on there really well. (Second chance to turn brain on)
Got a 2x4, put it on top of the water pump and started whacking. No dice. Fiddle-fool around, no dice. Whack some more, nothing. Look at new water pump. Replace ambiguous bolt and remove last water pump bolt.
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One whack with the 2x4 and the pump came off. "Piece of cake, I got this nailed!"
Spent the next 45 minutes trying to figure out how the clutch comes off. Then I notice the huge nut on the fan clutch. Uh-oh. It's marked "Tighten" with an arrow marking the direction. Feeling of impending doom. Consult manual.
Need a breaker bar, a special crow's foot, and a special wrench to get the fan clutch off. I cursed blue fire for 5-10 minutes and damned Ford engineers to a special place in hell I reserve for Brussels Sprouts and squash.
"Well, I can't do diddly about it tonight".
It was then that I noticed that the water pump had no play in it, it was the fan clutch. Ran back outside. "Well, maybe it...was...actually...leaking...from...the...thermostat...housing... I didn't actually see it leaking from the weep hole. (Another example of not thoroughly checking stuff).
I popped the thermostat out and plopped it in a pan of boiling water. Nothing. 20 minutes of cursing blue fire. At that point, I was too cold to do anymore work, though.
It was the friggin' thermostat the whole time. It was only then that I remembered I had checked the top hose when I had to pull over when it was about to overheat, and it was cold. Classic "thermostat stuck closed" scenario.
Anyway, I walked down to the bus stop this morning to ride into work. Extra early. I thought "Today is not a holiday, they should be running." Wait. Wait. Wait some more. "Guess they aren't running this morning". Walked over to the phone booth to get the number for a cab company. Call for a cab, then call El Jefe to let him know I'll be a little late. Sit down on the bench to wait. Zoom! there goes the bus.
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Canceled the cab and walked back over to the bus stop.
Anyway, I was only 8 minutes late.
Not looking forward to putting everything back together tonight in the dark and cold.
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One more little thing. The original thermostat is 192 degrees. In high altitude (I am over 5,000 feet), I know the boiling point of water is lower (That's right isn't it?). Could the water in the pan not have gotten hot enough to open the thermostat? The 180 degree replacement I bought opened right up. I find it hard to believe that 12 degrees would make a difference, but, as is obvious from my post, what do I know?