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Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« on: February 17, 2008, 06:38:52 PM »
Knob Creek is like two months off. I've figured that the more designs I have, the more sales. I'm running out of valid ideas.
 
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2008, 03:50:51 AM »
"Have you hugged your machine gun today?"

"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"

How about something along the lines of, "M240... the missing link."  Something that plays on the fact that ammo belts use links.  It would be subtle; an inside joke.
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2008, 03:57:01 AM »
Already have a "Happiness is" sticker...
 
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2008, 04:15:13 AM »
My other CAR
has "Da Switch"
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2008, 04:20:42 AM »
I actually saw the following on a car here in Austin:

   "The little voices told me to stay at home and clean my guns."

If you want to annoy liberals:

   "I like liberals . . . they taste like chicken."

If you want to offend everyone:

   "Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus."



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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 06:36:58 AM »
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"Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus."
I'll take one!  cheesy
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 01:21:20 PM »
How about a round one that says "Bumper Stickers" with the circle/strike through it?

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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2008, 02:12:18 PM »
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Ron Paul '012
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2008, 05:15:55 PM »
Another Clinton in the Whitehouse will be hard to swallow.

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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2008, 07:10:28 PM »
Charb, Irwin's gotta ban you now.
 
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2008, 07:13:12 PM »
End all Wars... With Victory
Improbus a nullo flectitur obsequio.

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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2008, 08:02:37 PM »
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Another Clinton in the Whitehouse will be hard to swallow.
  FTW!

I've actually thought Oleg's "armed people fly their colors, disarmed people wear them" would make a good bumper sticker. Just remember in your shameless profiteering that Oleg has guns too.  grin

I'd buy the Clinton sticker just to watch people crash in laughter or spasmodic rage when they finally got it.

Can you make a bumper sticker of a Claymore that reads "Front towards Enemy" correctly in a rearview mirror? I've got a big truck...

Here's some I kept of a list someone on THR compiled of pithy sayings:

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.

8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.

9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.

11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

1 4. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.

15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.

20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we ALREADY have, don't make more.

24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
AKA Navy Joe   

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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2008, 09:16:22 PM »
"I have only two sides: dark and darker. Which one do you think you are feeding now?!"

"Klingon on Tactical!"

"2008 - Osama for President!"

"Back off my rear bumper! I am not that kind of girl!"

"As a matter of fact, the world does rotate round me!"

"I do all my own stunts"

"Make a liberal mad: work hard, live well, be happy!"

"Green is what food eats!"

"Hang up and drive!"

"Ban cars! They kill people!"

"Only dumbasses read stickers while driving!"

"What did you expect? 'War and Peace'?"

"The Constitution - it actually means what it says!"




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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2008, 04:09:17 AM »
Seen on the range bulletin board:

"Elect Monica Lewinsky's Boyfriend's Wife"
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2008, 04:16:17 AM »
One of my favs is
some people are alive simply because its illegal to kill them,
warning this vehicle has been in 15 accidents and hasn't lost one yet,
the only way to beat a politician is with a stick
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2008, 08:35:21 AM »
Ron Paul '012.  I thought it was funny.  Come on; '012?    smiley     sad
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2008, 08:57:47 AM »
November '08:  Hold your nose or grab your ankles.
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2008, 10:31:00 AM »
How 'bout "If you can read this, I'm slowing my ass down"?

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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2008, 01:30:24 PM »
If you can do pics as well as text I'd suggest one of the Statue of Liberty holding an FAL (or AR or SAW or whatever) to the back of Elmer Fudd's head with the caption "The Second Amendment; not about hunting" or something along those lines. Maybe Photoshop Zumbo's face over Elmer's. shocked  Or not. police
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2008, 01:35:44 PM »
BOHICA 2008
 
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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2008, 02:14:21 PM »
Boogers.  Not just for breakfast anymore.

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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2008, 03:03:56 PM »
I don't brake for Moonbats.

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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2008, 02:26:42 PM »
My Other Gun is a _______

Make a bunch of them..not sure about being able to use brand names but in general..

My other gun is a .357.
My other gun is an AR15.
My other gun is an SBR.
My other gun is a full auto shotgun.
My other gun is a semi-automatic revolver.
My other gun is a .45 Luger.

You get the picture.

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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2008, 02:38:36 PM »
"Hey, Mike!  Abby's looking for you...." 


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Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: Bogie Needs Bumper Sticker/Other Sticker ideas...
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2008, 09:35:35 PM »
"Honk if you want to bump draft."


"Ignore the screams coming from the trunk."


"How do you know I'm not a spaceman with a ray gun?"


"Do you feel alright?  You don't look so good."


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