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non-Gun self defence in Australia
« on: February 28, 2008, 09:20:22 AM »
No gun to defend your bar from armed robbers?  Use bikers:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7268653.stm

I especially like:

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"One of the guys took off... straight through a glass window, he didn't even bother pushing the button, he just ran straight through it."
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Re: non-Gun self defence in Australia
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2008, 10:02:49 AM »
I have a donk.
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Re: non-Gun self defence in Australia
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2008, 10:58:03 AM »
What's a donk?  cheesy
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Re: non-Gun self defence in Australia
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2008, 11:28:37 AM »
This is a donk:



El T, I'm impressed.  You're cultural diversification is progressing significantly.  laugh
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Re: non-Gun self defence in Australia
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2008, 12:13:34 PM »
Geez, you guys, haven't you seen "Crocidile Dundee"?

The scene in the bar with the big, blocky guy?
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Re: non-Gun self defence in Australia
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2008, 12:35:19 PM »
Quote from: El Tejon on February 28, 2008, 11:13:34 AM

Geez, you guys, haven't you seen "Crocidile Dundee"?


Sorry, I haven't seen it in about 20 years.  All I remember is the guy that spoke a strange language, wore funny clothes and carried a big knife.
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Re: non-Gun self defence in Australia
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2008, 12:37:12 PM »
You mean when Mick kissed the guy to get him to drop his beer Huh?
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Re: non-Gun self defence in Australia
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 03:49:34 PM »
Quote from: El Tejon on February 28, 2008, 11:13:34 AM
Geez, you guys, haven't you seen "Crocidile Dundee"?

The scene in the bar with the big, blocky guy?
"What's a donk" was the next line dammit!  cheesy
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Re: non-Gun self defence in Australia
« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2008, 01:34:19 AM »
Quote from: 280plus on February 28, 2008, 02:49:34 PM
Quote from: El Tejon on February 28, 2008, 11:13:34 AM
Geez, you guys, haven't you seen "Crocidile Dundee"?

The scene in the bar with the big, blocky guy?
"What's a donk" was the next line dammit!  cheesy

Your rememberering is faulty.  It was CD-II, nearly 2/3 of the way through, when the 2 Aussie henchmen defected from the Columbians after the "he got changed into a goano" scene.  Aussie #1 gets grabbed by one of the Abo's and Aussie #2 stumbles on to the riverbank where he meets some sissified cowboy-wearing dude drinking a beer.  Henchman says the dude should have brought a gun instead of a beer.  Dude says "I don't need one.  I've got a Donk."

"What's a Donk?"

Donk appears from off-camera stage right & gives Aussie henchman #2 a Borstal kiss.  (100 bonus points and a free spin if you can identify both "Borstal kiss" and cite [any of numerous] origin(s))

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Re: non-Gun self defence in Australia
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2008, 01:37:46 AM »
Ok FINE with the detailia, but it WAS the next line!  grin
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Re: non-Gun self defence in Australia
« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2008, 09:34:28 AM »
Quote from: agricola on February 28, 2008, 08:20:22 AM
"One of the guys took off... straight through a glass window, he didn't even bother pushing the button, he just ran straight through it."

BWAHAHAHA
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