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Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« on: March 14, 2008, 07:58:17 AM »
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Friday, March 14, 2008

PORT ST. LUCIE  Police arrested two boys, ages 12 and 14, accused of attempting to rob a police station while one pretended to hold a gun under his coat.

A half-dozen officers poured into the lobby within minutes, arresting both boys on charges of attempted armed robbery, police spokesman Rob Vega said.
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The 14-year-old also was charged with violating his probation.

Both were booked at the St. Lucie Regional Juvenile Detention Center.

The boys walked into the lobby of the Port St. Lucie Police Department's western regional station about 4:30 p.m. Wednesday and demanded money, Vega said.

Tucking one hand inside his jacket as though he held a gun, the 12-year-old picked up a telephone handset and ordered one of two aides working behind a bulletproof glass enclosure to put up her hands and give him all of her money, Vega said.

Surveillance video captured the episode, including the 14-year-old's brief chuckle as his accomplice made his demands.

The 14-year-old then disappeared into the lobby bathroom as the 12-year-old paced around, pointing first at his eyes, then at the second aide, as if to say, "I'm watching you," Vega said.

The first aide hung up the handset and ran out of the lobby booth, screaming for help.

Police officers, who had just finished defensive tactics training, streamed into the lobby, encircling the boys. One had his gun drawn.

The boys laughed as police arrested them, said Vega, who called the stunt a "really dumb move."

"They didn't show any signs of remorse whatsoever," he said. "To them, the entire incident was a big joke."
 

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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2008, 08:07:02 AM »
I think we've got a couple serious Darwin Award candidates going forward.
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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2008, 08:10:37 AM »
Wow.  I guess juvenile hall is a joke. 
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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2008, 08:54:42 AM »
Wow.  I guess juvenile hall is a joke. 

Actually, it is. It's street cred when they get out in a few days.

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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2008, 04:24:21 PM »
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The 14-year-old also was charged with violating his probation.

Street cred is right.  Or it is part of a gang initiation.

Dumbass kids.
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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2008, 04:31:48 PM »
I think we should outlaw dumbass kids.  You know, for the children.

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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2008, 08:49:48 PM »
There lucky one of the cops didn't shoot them both.
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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2008, 09:23:44 PM »
After conviction, execution is the right punishment. There is no correcting these vermin.

Shoot, shovel, and show it off.

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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2008, 09:41:46 PM »
I think we've got a couple serious Darwin Award candidates going forward.

Nope, it's already been won for 2008.


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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2008, 06:08:50 AM »
Eh. It's a silly joke. Unless you think they really expected the cops to surrender and give them all their guns and money.
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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2008, 07:50:08 AM »
I remember when Willie Sutton was asked why he robbed banks.

He gave the reporter a "you're an idiot" look and said.

"It's where the money is."



What is there to rob at a police station ?   Doughnuts ?   police
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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2008, 08:42:07 AM »
dumbasses
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2008, 08:46:58 AM »
I said going forward, as in in the future.

They're going to be out of circulation for at least a little bit, but I suspect that, given their lack of common sense, they'll over excel at doing something stupid and managing to kill themselves in a few years.
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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2008, 07:27:52 PM »
I think we've got a couple serious Darwin Award candidates going forward.


Understate much?


It's a pity they didn't taser the little bastards, just to give them of taste of just how real things can get.. ( I know, I know, improper use of the taser, but still.... bet they would think thrice before trying that gag again...)

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Re: Two boys allegedly try to rob police station
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2008, 07:30:09 PM »
Yea, I'm fair sure those two dolts are going to cack it, and probably not by their hand, but their actions will definitely have an effect...

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