But certainly public sex (of any kind) is not on the table in these places-it's not even part of the debate, for a whole host of very good reasons.
[tongue-in-cheek]And more's the pity. It
ought to be on the table...and on the park bench, and on the bike path, and on the merry-go-round, and in the streets and on the sidewalks outside one's homes.[/tongue-in-cheek]
To abuse the words of Winston Churchill (Because the neo-puritans are at war with fun,
just like the Nazi's were ):
You ask, What is our policy? I will say; It is to wage war bump uglies in public, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God modern chemistry can give us: to wage war sweet, sweet man-love against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Victory--victory Fornication--fornication at all costs, victory fornication in spite of all terror, victory fornication however long and hard the road may be; for without victory fornication there is no survival*.
We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight copulate in France, we shall fight hump on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight grind with growing confidence and growing strength in the air**, we shall defend our island obnoxious public sex, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight fornicateon the beaches, we shall fight get nasty on the landing grounds, we shall fight shag like gutter rats in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight boink in the hills; we shall never surrender.
* An apt point, were one referring to the hetero version.
** "cause there ain't nothin' more cool than sex in a public toilet...as long as that toilet is moving really fast at 30K feet.