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Re: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads)
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2008, 08:43:41 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on March 29, 2008, 07:18:51 PM
Dude that video taped it could have made a fortune selling it.  Gotta a lot more pervs out there that are into picnic tables.

Oh, I'll bet that one shows up on CJ or Ernie's before long.
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Re: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads)
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2008, 03:08:21 AM »
Quote from: Gewehr98 on March 29, 2008, 07:28:52 PM
Merged duplicate threads...

Table lovin' so nice we threaded it twice....  grin
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Re: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2008, 05:06:27 AM »
Wow, seeker, that's just disturbing.   shocked
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Re: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads)
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2008, 10:25:26 AM »
there was a guy who got arrested here for having sex with his horse. neighbor videotaped that too. You would think the perverts would have enough sense to do these things out of sight.
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Re: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads
« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2008, 11:30:39 AM »
wait....

hold the phone.

as men, we're NOT supposed to stick it in holes that appear to be the appropriate size?  shocked
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Re: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2008, 12:25:34 PM »
Quote from: .Cheese. on March 30, 2008, 10:30:39 AM
wait....

hold the phone.

as men, we're NOT supposed to stick it in holes that appear to be the appropriate size?  shocked
Huh?  They said the hole in the table was about 3-4 inches wide...sounds like the appropriate size to me, if a bit snug.
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Re: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2008, 12:34:33 PM »
Wonder if the table will write to him in the clink?
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Re: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads)
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2008, 12:39:46 PM »
"Well, the table WAS wearing that low cut umbrella and skimpy table cloth; it was making a pass at me and giving me that 'come hither' look..." grin
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Re: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads)
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2008, 12:57:03 PM »
Hope he had his tetanus shots.
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Re: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2008, 01:05:18 PM »
Quote from: mbs357 on March 30, 2008, 11:25:34 AM
Quote from: .Cheese. on March 30, 2008, 10:30:39 AM
wait....

hold the phone.

as men, we're NOT supposed to stick it in holes that appear to be the appropriate size?  shocked
Huh?  They said the hole in the table was about 3-4 inches wide...sounds like the appropriate size to me, if a bit snug.

Yeah, but depth is the main concern in these matters...
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