Author Topic: Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table (Merged Duplicate Threads) (Read 5774 times)

wmenorr67 · « **on:** March 29, 2008, 07:05:45 AM »

First it was Bigfoot and wombats. Now it is a picnic table.

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Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

BridgeRunner · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2008, 07:09:36 AM »

Yeah, but this guy didn't do anything wrong other than have insufficient fencing and being really, really weird. It seems he was on his own property. He just needs a better fence. If sexual activity involving inanimate objects was illegal, an awful lot of people would be in trouble.

Maybe he's got arthritis or something? laugh

lupinus · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2008, 07:22:21 AM »

is his nickname woody woodpecker?

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2008, 07:23:04 AM »

It was a metal table.

lupinus · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2008, 07:23:32 AM »

damn details

lupinus · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2008, 07:25:02 AM »

he stuck his flagpole in the flagpole hole. It's in the instructions aint it?

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2008, 07:27:37 AM »

How close to the elementary school does he live? I mean a felony just because it is near an elementary school. <puzzled look>

lupinus · « **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2008, 07:30:20 AM »

Not sure what state he is in but I know in NJ there are hefty increases to penalties if you do the crime within a school zone.

We lived down the street from a school, good thing for my uncles the cops never found their stash lol

Mabs2 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2008, 07:57:53 AM »

Someone should have bought this man a goat before it was too late. Or at least his own table.

Hey I just thought of something. If you put an umbrella or flagpole into those holes, does the table become male?

seeker_two · « **Reply #9 on:** March 29, 2008, 08:55:20 AM »

Was it a cute picnic table?.....

280plus · « **Reply #10 on:** March 29, 2008, 09:13:50 AM »

Some of them can be cute, I've had my eye on this little redwood number I see around here once in a while. grin

Laurent du Var · « **Reply #11 on:** March 29, 2008, 09:43:02 AM »

I hope he bought that table lunch afterwards,
or at least used it to eat his lunch from it.

Bigjake · « **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2008, 10:33:17 AM »

Bellevue is less than 40 min from my town. It's a crossroads podunk, EVERYTHING is close to the bloody school. Worst speed trap in the county.

That said, what a creepy bastard.

ilbob · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2008, 11:03:23 AM »

the hole in my picnic table for the umbrella is 2 or 3 inches in diameter. I actually had to make it larger than it came to fit the over sized umbrella I bought.

seeker_two · « **Reply #14 on:** March 29, 2008, 02:33:34 PM »

Quote from: Laurent du Var on March 29, 2008, 08:43:02 AM

I hope he bought that table lunch afterwards,
or at least used it to eat his lunch from it.

Sushi, perhaps?..... Wink

Dntsycnt · « **Reply #15 on:** March 29, 2008, 02:45:07 PM »

Wait...doesn't EVERYONE have sex with picnic tables?

undecided

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #16 on:** March 29, 2008, 03:36:42 PM »

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Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

with the table? how do you have sex with a table. on a table, around a table, using the table, however, i'm pretty sure you can't have sex with the table. or did her take it on a date, by it flowers and ask, oh so passionatly 'may i love your metel sexyness?"

by the way, what's the naighbors address? i'm gonna send them some mental drano... they probably really need it...

Headless Thompson Gunner · « **Reply #17 on:** March 29, 2008, 03:57:05 PM »

I'm not sure who creeps me out more, the guy who had sex with a picnic table, or the neighbor who videotaped the guy having sex with a picnic table.

Mabs2 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 29, 2008, 03:58:42 PM »

Thought of something else.
If you took a picnic table to dinner, would it be rude to eat on the table? Or rude not to?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #19 on:** March 29, 2008, 04:39:34 PM »

Caught having sex with a picnic table. Well, we've all been there.

grampster · « **Reply #20 on:** March 29, 2008, 05:54:43 PM »

Smo kin!

RadioFreeSeaLab · « **Reply #21 on:** March 29, 2008, 07:31:39 PM »

http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2

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(BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies.

"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.

The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.

"He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor.

Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids.

"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.

This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.

Report: WTOL, Toledo

Uncle Bubba · « **Reply #22 on:** March 29, 2008, 08:12:43 PM »

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 29, 2008, 08:18:51 PM »

Dude that video taped it could have made a fortune selling it. Gotta a lot more pervs out there that are into picnic tables.

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 29, 2008, 08:28:52 PM »

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