National news media burying amazing oil breakthrough?

[The Annoyed Man]

The butterball plant is the ConAgra one. And yes, it produces light oil as well as middle distillates, and the remainder is powdered carbon used in things like printer toner.

I wonder if the vegan greenies know they're printing with animal products.

Do you think we should tell them? We might cause a few PETArds to suffer heart attacks .

[The Annoyed Man]

Don't care.

I've invented an amazing new pill that, when dropped into water, allows a car to run on the solution.

Neither do I.  As soon as the good banker in Zimbabwae gets my account information, I'm getting 10% of a deceased billionaire's estate.

What's the Zimbabwe dollar at these days then?

No no no...its in Euros....
 

Well then, it should be safe right? Not like there's been a plague of scam letters coming from Africa the last 30 years or something .

[Firethorn]

Do you think we should tell them? We might cause a few PETArds to suffer heart attacks .

Then we can stuff them into the TD plant and print on them!   

[The Annoyed Man]

Do you think we should tell them? We might cause a few PETArds to suffer heart attacks .

Then we can stuff them into the TD plant and print on them!   

Win-win situation!

[rocinante]

At least to me, the fact that they're looking for an area to site a test plant means this stuff isn't new.

If they are in Georgia the PERFECT facility already exist sitting idle. In Cordele Georgia there is a 55 million dollar recycling plant. It was designed to separate the organic from the plastics, metals, etc. Technically it worked fairly well but business wise and goober small town georgia government management doomed it.

Their idea was to turn the organics into compost. That worked too but not a huge market for compost. Take that raw organics and feed to this process and it would be the perfect marriage.