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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2008, 08:37:10 AM »
The Planet of the Apes is really Earth.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2008, 08:42:04 AM »
Finny dies.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2008, 09:32:17 AM »
Han Solo really does get made into a cube of metal.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2008, 09:49:15 AM »

It was Barzini all along.

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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2008, 10:06:57 AM »
Pete Aron wins the F1 World Championship.

Dexter Rutecki dies.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2008, 10:20:59 AM »
Quote from: blackcash88 on May 14, 2008, 09:03:00 AM
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 14, 2008, 03:00:06 AM
Sara Connors is pregnant and her son sends his dad back to save the world.

Now this one I don't get.  Kyle Reese bangs Sarah and she gets pregnant, but he dies in the first Terminator when he tried to blow it up with a pipe bomb.  Um, so...  If he died in the 80's (1984?) how could he in the future (2029?) to be able to be sent back by John?  BIG continuity error there, Mr. Cameron.  rolleyes

Oh, and the Jurassic Park T-Rex can turn a lawyer into poo.

E.T. does in fact go home.

I am Kaiser Soze.

Hereford?  There is no boat house.
Eh, no continuity error.
Assume that Kyle was say 25 years old in the year 2029. That means he was born in 2004. He grows up, and in 2029 he gets sent back to the past, to 1984. He there protects Sarah Connor (and gets her knocked up as well), and dies from a pipebomb blast. 20 years later, Mr and Mrs. Reese has a boy they name Kyle. He grows up, and in 2029 he's sent back to the past...
Makes perfect sense, no flaws in logic or continuity as far as I can tell.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2008, 10:21:14 AM »
Kevin Costner escapes before the Lakota get massacred.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2008, 10:24:14 AM »
Mr. Green kills Mr. Boddy in the hall with the revolver, the true ending.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2008, 10:35:09 AM »
Charlton Heston parts the Red Sea

Jesus is resurrected
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2008, 10:50:00 AM »
Paul Atreides is the Kwizatz Hatrack! grin

Hop Sing introduces finger printing to the Ponderosa.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2008, 10:56:35 AM »
Judas is the mole.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2008, 11:01:22 AM »
Willow tricks the evil queen, who gets zapped.

George Newman saves the station.

The old busybody gets knocked over a cliff in a telephone booth by a car.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2008, 11:15:45 AM »
Rudy gets a QB sack.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #63 on: May 14, 2008, 11:37:49 AM »
Quote from: Marnoot on May 14, 2008, 10:01:22 AM
The old busybody gets knocked over a cliff in a telephone booth by a car.

Great Movie!!
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2008, 11:41:21 AM »
Someone's milkshake gets drained from a distance.

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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #65 on: May 14, 2008, 11:52:31 AM »
The teens who sneak off for sex get killed, the ones who don't win the day.

The spirits of a billion B movies just cried out for vengeance at the spoilage :-D
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #66 on: May 14, 2008, 12:34:39 PM »
Quote from: blackcash88 on May 14, 2008, 11:02:17 AM
Richard Gere finally gets his gerbil.

I don't think I need to screen this flick...

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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2008, 01:07:51 PM »
Quote from: blackcash88 on May 14, 2008, 09:03:00 AM
Hereford?  There is no boat house. 

They don't say whether there is a boat house.  Sam just admits that he doesn't know its color.   smiley
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2008, 01:09:35 PM »
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That dude who went "Into the Wild" dies from poison berries.

Actually potato seeds.

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Boba Fett got turned into all powerful Sarlacc poo in the Sea of Carcoon.

He actually lives.

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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2008, 02:01:38 PM »
the crazy russian dude uses a wood chipper to destroy the annoying guys body, but gets caught mid leg by the pregnant cop who shoots him out on the lake.

he finds 6 of his dogs still alive and they leave antaritica all happy.

they find nemo.

the brothers go out in a blaze of glory and the cuban guy is sad.

the rangers hump it out behind the jerks from the u.n. and are receved at the stadum by guys with turbans and trays of water, and then the cool delta guy eats some food and goes back to the city.

kinsey and his wife go look at really big trees.

the brain writes an essay, the criminal kisses the princess, and the jock falls for the kook.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #70 on: May 14, 2008, 03:25:53 PM »
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Your character turns out to be the Nerevarine.

Thats not a movie, Tongue
It should be. Cheesy

Only three of the seven survive.
I really need to watch that one again.

Gee, I typed this out this morning and forgot to post it.
46 replies while I was typing...lol.

Actually, Dr. Evil DOES get his sharks with lasers!  Scotty gives them to him in the third movie. Cheesy
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #71 on: May 14, 2008, 04:52:01 PM »
Butch whacks Vincent with his own piece.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #72 on: May 14, 2008, 05:10:59 PM »
Buckaroo saves the world from the red Lectroids.
Steven Seagal kills all the bad guys and the movie has a three word title.
Only two Wolverines survive.
Kurt Russell's character is Elvis' son, not Kevin Costner's character.
Manhunter was better than Red Dragon.
Maximus dies.
Snake gave the President the wrong tape.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #73 on: May 14, 2008, 05:18:59 PM »
Bluto becomes a senator.

The gopher survives the golf course being blown to smithereens.

Jake and Elwood pay off the taxes, but end up back in jail.
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Re: Spoilers
« Reply #74 on: May 14, 2008, 05:34:44 PM »
Ted Stryker lands the plane successfully, and gets Elaine back. Howard Jarvis waits in the taxi the entire time.

David Mann lures the killer truck/driver over a cliff.

Chard and the soldiers repel the Zulu attack.

Del Griffith's wife has been dead for 8 years.

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