Bumper snickers

[280plus]

 hought Bogie might be able to use a few of these... 


* Horn broken. Watch for finger.

* Keep honking...I'm reloading.

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

* All generalizations are false.

* Cover me.  I'm changing lanes.

* I brake for no apparent reason.

* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.

* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

* He who laughs last thinks slowest.

* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

* Rehab is for quitters.

* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

* No radio - Already stolen.

* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

* Few women admit their age;  Fewer men act it.

* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

* Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home.

* There are 3 kinds of people:  those who can count & those who can't.

* Caution:  I drive like you do.

[HankB]

* The little voices told me to stay home and clean my guns. (Seen in Austin)

* Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus. (Ditto)

* Keep Austin Weird . . . often paired with a "Worship the Goddess" sticker.

* Driver only carries $20 worth of ammo (Austin again)

* Bad cop. No donut. (Yep - Austin)

* PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

[xavier fremboe]

*Once you pull the pin from Mr. Hand Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
*If God didn't mean for us to eat animals, why did he make them out of tasty, tasty meat?
*I like cats too!  Let's trade recipes!
*Vegetables?  That's what food eats.

[grislyatoms]

One of my favories is "If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk!"

[Bogie]

Trying to play catch-up still... The Evil Teenager who was supposed to be monitoring stuff while I was on the road decided that "monitoring" meant "archive all e-mails for Bogie, and come up with reasons not to go to the post orifice."
 
Still trying to sort stuff out.
 

[Manedwolf]

"Play an accordion, go to jail! That's the law!"

[grampster]

"I want to die in my sleep, just like my grandpa.  Not screaming like the passengers in his car."

[Perd Hapley]

*Once you pull the pin from Mr. Hand Grenade, he is no longer your friend. 

Oh, no.  He's actually very friendly until you let go of his spoon. 

But you should take off the secondary safety clip first of all. 

[Standing Wolf]

My favorite so far:

NObama!

[280plus]

There's always, "Elect Monica Lewinski's Boyfriend's Wife". It's hanging on the range bulletin board and has been for quite a while now. 

[Werewolf]

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

I've seen a similar one to the above on more than one car's bumper here in OKC, OK:

Your kid may be an honors student, but my kid beats up your kid.

[J.J.]

In High school I had a good one...

"I have the body of a god... Buddah"

[280plus]

Around here it's "My kid beat up your honor student" 

[never_retreat]

No Fat chicks The bumper will scrape

warning this vehicle was been in 15 accidents and hasn't lost one yet

some people are alive simply because its illegal to kill them.

[wmenorr67]

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

[charby]

I really want one that sez:

Buck Farack
Because voting for a commie is plain stupid

[never_retreat]

Gut Fish?


A friend of mine has that on his truck.

[Unisaw]

"Not all dumbs are blond." 

[Nitrogen]

"I brake for tailgaters"

[BlueStarLizzard]

from cassandra, my '87 corsica,

Yoda Loves Me

Gabba Gabba Hey

Dear God Save Me From Your Followers

More Pointless Laws

Use The Force

Devo Was Right

Stupid People Shouldn't Breed

Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup

their were more...

(i got some from a site called unamerican.com, and as the name implies, many of you may not like it to much. however i will point out that some of its stickers are contrary to other stickers from the same folks)

[Harold Tuttle]

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. If You're Choking On An Ice Cube, Simply Pour A Cup Of Boiling Water Down
Your Throat. Presto! The Blockage Will Instantly Remove Itself.

2. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To
Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

3. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using
The Sink.

4. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A
Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A
Timer.

5. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From
Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

6. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be
Afraid To Cough.

7. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move
And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.

8. Remember - Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them.

9. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.

[BlueStarLizzard]

HT is a genius.

good stuff.

[Archie]

Barack Obama:  Jimmy Carter without that Morality Nonsense!

Vote Obama:  Who Needs a Beat Up Old White Guy Anyway?

Barack Obama:  When You're Pretty, No One Cares You're Clueless.

[280plus]

Vote Obama:  Who Needs a Beat Up Old White Guy Anyway?

My favorite so far...