Dear sir:
Allow me the honor of introducing myself to you. I am the prince-regent Prime Minister Raila Odinga of Kenya. It is of the utmost urgency that I contact you, and likewise of the same degree of urgency that we keep our conversations private. Forces in my country conspire to rob me of a considerable wealth and I would like to transfer these monies to your holding, to be later retrieved upon my successful evacuation from the country.
If you did not know, we are cousins in blood and in philosophy, seeking the betterment of our fellow countrymen here in Kenya. I am the custodian of the General Development funds of the Kenyan Tree-Planting Foundation in the First Bank of Kenya, a sum totalling $8,456,322.17 in United States currency.
If you would be so kind as to write me back with your banking information I will have my agents begin the funds transfer.
Yours in profundidity,
Raila Odinga Esq.